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12-06-2007, 10:35 AM
#176
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^ lmao.. You're just somehow cursed with cops.. Haha, 4 cops undercover in a taxi.. Wtf.. That's funny..
I've seen cops in almost every type of vehicle, even heard about them in airplanes, but taxi's.. lol.. I agree with The Drunk IT Guy.. I wouldn't stop for a taxi, I'd just outrun him.. And if something happens, my excuse will be, I didn't realize cops use taxis now. And I'm serious.
I've seen cops in almost every type of vehicle, even heard about them in airplanes, but taxi's.. lol.. I agree with The Drunk IT Guy.. I wouldn't stop for a taxi, I'd just outrun him.. And if something happens, my excuse will be, I didn't realize cops use taxis now. And I'm serious.
12-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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^ lmao.. You're just somehow cursed with cops.. Haha, 4 cops undercover in a taxi.. Wtf.. That's funny..
I've seen cops in almost every type of vehicle, even heard about them in airplanes, but taxi's.. lol.. I agree with The Drunk IT Guy.. I wouldn't stop for a taxi, I'd just outrun him.. And if something happens, my excuse will be, I didn't realize cops use taxis now. And I'm serious.
I've seen cops in almost every type of vehicle, even heard about them in airplanes, but taxi's.. lol.. I agree with The Drunk IT Guy.. I wouldn't stop for a taxi, I'd just outrun him.. And if something happens, my excuse will be, I didn't realize cops use taxis now. And I'm serious.
Oh you know whats funny, now they're putting baits everywhere just to arrest people. say, they will have an Uniform Officer Standing in the Subway, then at maybe 3 feet away from him, they put a Wallet there. If you PICK it up and NOT hand it to an officer, they arrest your ***.
Dont they have something better to do ? I mean come on.
12-06-2007, 10:52 AM
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Oh manm now they are just teasing people. Imagine some old lady who does not see the cop and she starts walking to a police station. Would they do a full on football tackle to get the $10 dollar wallet back?! Man that's kinda lame.
I do like when they do the car bait though. They have a couple arguing and they both leave the car (running/door open). And some guy hops in and thinks it's all his. Then the car shuts off and he's locked in...AWESOME
BUT! It's not as funny as 'To Catch a Predator' series on Dateline NBC..."Do you know who I am?.....I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing an investigation on adults who try to have sex with underage teens"
I do like when they do the car bait though. They have a couple arguing and they both leave the car (running/door open). And some guy hops in and thinks it's all his. Then the car shuts off and he's locked in...AWESOME
BUT! It's not as funny as 'To Catch a Predator' series on Dateline NBC..."Do you know who I am?.....I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing an investigation on adults who try to have sex with underage teens"
12-06-2007, 10:54 AM
#181
I just shat myself
I hate those entrapment tactics..
I was watching "Cops" on TV a while back and they setup a sting where they put a bike out on the street and waited for somebody to take it..
Of course they flattened the front tire. But what really tiked me off is that instead of baiting with some normal $150 bike, they used a $5,000 Mercedes bike so they could prosecute it as a felony..
Crap like that proves that many police departments really want to arrest people, imprison people, and think up horrendous tactics to make it happen..
They are the predators, we are the prey.... But I suppose that's the cost of having them around if I need them..
I was watching "Cops" on TV a while back and they setup a sting where they put a bike out on the street and waited for somebody to take it..
Of course they flattened the front tire. But what really tiked me off is that instead of baiting with some normal $150 bike, they used a $5,000 Mercedes bike so they could prosecute it as a felony..
Crap like that proves that many police departments really want to arrest people, imprison people, and think up horrendous tactics to make it happen..
They are the predators, we are the prey.... But I suppose that's the cost of having them around if I need them..
12-06-2007, 11:00 AM
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I think it's more of just to get the message out...I can't imagine they get in TOO much trouble other than a stiff fine, and a couple days in jail. But then again if you watch 'To Catch a Predator' it never seems to stop or even slow up.
And that is my favorite T.V. show, it is the FUNNIEST show I will ever watch in my lifetime. They're not even trying to be funny, it just cracks me up.
"Honest this is my first time, I swear"
"And you expect me to believe that as I read these transcripts?"
And that is my favorite T.V. show, it is the FUNNIEST show I will ever watch in my lifetime. They're not even trying to be funny, it just cracks me up.
"Honest this is my first time, I swear"
"And you expect me to believe that as I read these transcripts?"
12-06-2007, 11:10 AM
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I think it's more of just to get the message out...I can't imagine they get in TOO much trouble other than a stiff fine, and a couple days in jail. But then again if you watch 'To Catch a Predator' it never seems to stop or even slow up.
And that is my favorite T.V. show, it is the FUNNIEST show I will ever watch in my lifetime. They're not even trying to be funny, it just cracks me up.
"Honest this is my first time, I swear"
"And you expect me to believe that as I read these transcripts?"
And that is my favorite T.V. show, it is the FUNNIEST show I will ever watch in my lifetime. They're not even trying to be funny, it just cracks me up.
"Honest this is my first time, I swear"
"And you expect me to believe that as I read these transcripts?"
12-06-2007, 11:11 AM
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"You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around and you've got Cool Whip and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that accurate?"
"I guess all that running around naked got you dried out there."
"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: "I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep]." Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the old testament or the new testament?"
-Chris Hanson
-To Catch a Predator
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"I guess all that running around naked got you dried out there."
"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: "I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep]." Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the old testament or the new testament?"
-Chris Hanson
-To Catch a Predator
CLASSICS
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12-06-2007, 11:36 AM
#186
Seriously.. FML..
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"You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around and you've got Cool Whip and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that accurate?"
"I guess all that running around naked got you dried out there."
"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: "I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep]." Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the old testament or the new testament?"
-Chris Hanson
-To Catch a Predator
CLASSICS
"I guess all that running around naked got you dried out there."
"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: "I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep]." Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the old testament or the new testament?"
-Chris Hanson
-To Catch a Predator
CLASSICS
12-06-2007, 11:36 AM
#187
Oh manm now they are just teasing people. Imagine some old lady who does not see the cop and she starts walking to a police station. Would they do a full on football tackle to get the $10 dollar wallet back?! Man that's kinda lame.
I do like when they do the car bait though. They have a couple arguing and they both leave the car (running/door open). And some guy hops in and thinks it's all his. Then the car shuts off and he's locked in...AWESOME
BUT! It's not as funny as 'To Catch a Predator' series on Dateline NBC..."Do you know who I am?.....I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing an investigation on adults who try to have sex with underage teens"
I do like when they do the car bait though. They have a couple arguing and they both leave the car (running/door open). And some guy hops in and thinks it's all his. Then the car shuts off and he's locked in...AWESOME
BUT! It's not as funny as 'To Catch a Predator' series on Dateline NBC..."Do you know who I am?.....I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing an investigation on adults who try to have sex with underage teens"
like you said, what happen if the person was *blind* and just cant see that Fat NYC cop?
NYC cop has nothing to do these days, oh wait, I mean they dont **** to being with.
12-06-2007, 01:41 PM
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life in a police state.
I hate those entrapment tactics..
I was watching "Cops" on TV a while back and they setup a sting where they put a bike out on the street and waited for somebody to take it..
Of course they flattened the front tire. But what really tiked me off is that instead of baiting with some normal $150 bike, they used a $5,000 Mercedes bike so they could prosecute it as a felony..
Crap like that proves that many police departments really want to arrest people, imprison people, and think up horrendous tactics to make it happen..
They are the predators, we are the prey.... But I suppose that's the cost of having them around if I need them..
I was watching "Cops" on TV a while back and they setup a sting where they put a bike out on the street and waited for somebody to take it..
Of course they flattened the front tire. But what really tiked me off is that instead of baiting with some normal $150 bike, they used a $5,000 Mercedes bike so they could prosecute it as a felony..
Crap like that proves that many police departments really want to arrest people, imprison people, and think up horrendous tactics to make it happen..
They are the predators, we are the prey.... But I suppose that's the cost of having them around if I need them..
12-06-2007, 01:48 PM
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this is the best **** I have ever heard from a cop "sir, did you know that you have to have gasoline in order to run your vehicle?"
this was to my friend, her civic ran out of gas on the highway on the way to Las Vegas..........and was stopping on the highway, cop was behind us
wanted to give her citation for impeding traffic...
this was to my friend, her civic ran out of gas on the highway on the way to Las Vegas..........and was stopping on the highway, cop was behind us
wanted to give her citation for impeding traffic...
12-06-2007, 02:04 PM
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this is the best **** I have ever heard from a cop "sir, did you know that you have to have gasoline in order to run your vehicle?"
this was to my friend, her civic ran out of gas on the highway on the way to Las Vegas..........and was stopping on the highway, cop was behind us
wanted to give her citation for impeding traffic...
this was to my friend, her civic ran out of gas on the highway on the way to Las Vegas..........and was stopping on the highway, cop was behind us
wanted to give her citation for impeding traffic...
WOW ! THATS A FREAKING PRICELESS LINE RIGHT THERE ! WOOOOOOO!
12-06-2007, 05:00 PM
#193
Seriously.. FML..
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12-06-2007, 05:29 PM
#195
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Haha, I read them. Just since it was too long, I wasn't sure what to reply with. But I wish I could of had the chats you had with the officers. Why wasn't this guy nice to me when I was pulled over?
I know by saying what I said about cops is a hasty generalization, in my part, but seriously, I'm guessing more than half aren't the friendly type.
12-06-2007, 05:32 PM
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12-06-2007, 08:24 PM
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Haha, I read them. Just since it was too long, I wasn't sure what to reply with. But I wish I could of had the chats you had with the officers. Why wasn't this guy nice to me when I was pulled over?
I know by saying what I said about cops is a hasty generalization, in my part, but seriously, I'm guessing more than half aren't the friendly type.
I know by saying what I said about cops is a hasty generalization, in my part, but seriously, I'm guessing more than half aren't the friendly type.
I am spanish but dang dude! I was actually ashamed to be spanish when I went to Miami. There are some complete idiots there that can not drive. I have good friends that live there and actually know how to drive and understand if your in the fast lane and someone flashes there lights at you GET OUTTA DA WAY MENG!
Basically, the cops are the same only worse. They have power and they are from Miami...LOL! The Miami Police department is arguably full of the most corrupt police precencts in the nation.
12-06-2007, 08:27 PM
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Simple, dont hate me for this but Miami sucks! I lived there for 2 years and OMG I almost bought a fully automatic gun to kill everyone on the freaking road! Not one person knew how to drive. Not one person understood the SIMPLE concept of "LEFT LANE FAST LANE" not Left Lane Safe Lane cause I'm from another country and I can do whatever I want lane and you can go around me cause this lane is my lane from California to the New York Islands...This lane was made only for me lane! You will find these idiots in the left lane even on an empty highway...COME ON MAN!!! Most don't use there turn signals...most talk on the phone while driving...most dont speak english.
12-06-2007, 08:27 PM
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12-06-2007, 10:26 PM
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Simple, dont hate me for this but Miami sucks! I lived there for 2 years and OMG I almost bought a fully automatic gun to kill everyone on the freaking road! Not one person knew how to drive. Not one person understood the SIMPLE concept of "LEFT LANE FAST LANE" not Left Lane Safe Lane cause I'm from another country and I can do whatever I want lane and you can go around me cause this lane is my lane from California to the New York Islands...This lane was made only for me lane! You will find these idiots in the left lane even on an empty highway...COME ON MAN!!! Most don't use there turn signals...most talk on the phone while driving...most dont speak english.
I am spanish but dang dude! I was actually ashamed to be spanish when I went to Miami. There are some complete idiots there that can not drive. I have good friends that live there and actually know how to drive and understand if your in the fast lane and someone flashes there lights at you GET OUTTA DA WAY MENG!
Basically, the cops are the same only worse. They have power and they are from Miami...LOL! The Miami Police department is arguably full of the most corrupt police precencts in the nation.
I am spanish but dang dude! I was actually ashamed to be spanish when I went to Miami. There are some complete idiots there that can not drive. I have good friends that live there and actually know how to drive and understand if your in the fast lane and someone flashes there lights at you GET OUTTA DA WAY MENG!
Basically, the cops are the same only worse. They have power and they are from Miami...LOL! The Miami Police department is arguably full of the most corrupt police precencts in the nation.