^ lmao.. You're just somehow cursed with cops.. Haha, 4 cops undercover in a taxi.. Wtf.. That's funny..

I've seen cops in almost every type of vehicle, even heard about them in airplanes, but taxi's.. lol.. I agree with The Drunk IT Guy.. I wouldn't stop for a taxi, I'd just outrun him.. And if something happens, my excuse will be, I didn't realize cops use taxis now. And I'm serious.

 

Taxis...man that is pretty funny. I think next on the list will be Handicap School Busses

 

I stopped because I know undercover use Taxis for at least 15 years. PLus I dont feel like getting shot 51 times like those 3 African American happened couple months ago, Why they got shot ? because he was backing up and his car touch the *undercover's* front bumper a bit. Wooo. Gotta love Cops for their A-hole activities.

Hmm ... thats possible ... maybe I should keep an eye on it too ...



Oh you know whats funny, now they're putting baits everywhere just to arrest people. say, they will have an Uniform Officer Standing in the Subway, then at maybe 3 feet away from him, they put a Wallet there. If you PICK it up and NOT hand it to an officer, they arrest your ***.

Dont they have something better to do ? I mean come on.

 

I'd just say, finders, keepers!

 

Oh manm now they are just teasing people. Imagine some old lady who does not see the cop and she starts walking to a police station. Would they do a full on football tackle to get the $10 dollar wallet back?! Man that's kinda lame.

I do like when they do the car bait though. They have a couple arguing and they both leave the car (running/door open). And some guy hops in and thinks it's all his. Then the car shuts off and he's locked in...AWESOME

BUT! It's not as funny as 'To Catch a Predator' series on Dateline NBC..."Do you know who I am?.....I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing an investigation on adults who try to have sex with underage teens"

 

I hate those entrapment tactics..

I was watching "Cops" on TV a while back and they setup a sting where they put a bike out on the street and waited for somebody to take it..

Of course they flattened the front tire. But what really tiked me off is that instead of baiting with some normal $150 bike, they used a $5,000 Mercedes bike so they could prosecute it as a felony..

Crap like that proves that many police departments really want to arrest people, imprison people, and think up horrendous tactics to make it happen..

They are the predators, we are the prey.... But I suppose that's the cost of having them around if I need them..

 

I think it's more of just to get the message out...I can't imagine they get in TOO much trouble other than a stiff fine, and a couple days in jail. But then again if you watch 'To Catch a Predator' it never seems to stop or even slow up.

And that is my favorite T.V. show, it is the FUNNIEST show I will ever watch in my lifetime. They're not even trying to be funny, it just cracks me up.

"Honest this is my first time, I swear"

"And you expect me to believe that as I read these transcripts?"

 

I wouldn't be surprised if one of those dudes stabbed Chris Hansen. (see: Cheaters)

 

that show is hilarious. its amazing the people that show up there. married men, old guys, young guys. its f*ckin weird

 

"You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around and you've got Cool Whip and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that accurate?"

"I guess all that running around naked got you dried out there."

"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff here in the chat: "I love to suck [beep]. Play with nipples and lick [beep]." Where is that in the bible? Explain that to me. Is that the old testament or the new testament?"

-Chris Hanson
-To Catch a Predator

CLASSICS

 

I've seen a couple where the guy actually tries to run away.. lmao.. He finds out that cops are surrounding the place. Those are one of the situations in which the police do a good job at.

 

they said that the arrested couple 200 something last year. 100 of them *had* some sort of record before (as a crime), the other 100 of them were *first timers*

like you said, what happen if the person was *blind* and just cant see that Fat NYC cop?

NYC cop has nothing to do these days, oh wait, I mean they dont **** to being with.

 

i95 is the worst in Sofla

 

life in a police state.

 

this is the best **** I have ever heard from a cop "sir, did you know that you have to have gasoline in order to run your vehicle?"

this was to my friend, her civic ran out of gas on the highway on the way to Las Vegas..........and was stopping on the highway, cop was behind us

wanted to give her citation for impeding traffic...

 

ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW ! THATS A FREAKING PRICELESS LINE RIGHT THERE ! WOOOOOOO!

 

and the funny part was that he addressed me when I wasn't even driving, was there something to do with my spiky hair? wtf?

 

That's a nice 8 btw.. What tint % are those? And did you also lower it? Wow, I want my VR to look just like yours!

 

Can't believe no one liked my stories...They were funny!

 

Haha, I read them. Just since it was too long, I wasn't sure what to reply with. But I wish I could of had the chats you had with the officers. Why wasn't this guy nice to me when I was pulled over?

I know by saying what I said about cops is a hasty generalization, in my part, but seriously, I'm guessing more than half aren't the friendly type.

 

its official, you are too good at talking to police. jk, you have a gift, embrace it

 

Simple, dont hate me for this but Miami sucks! I lived there for 2 years and OMG I almost bought a fully automatic gun to kill everyone on the freaking road! Not one person knew how to drive. Not one person understood the SIMPLE concept of "LEFT LANE FAST LANE" not Left Lane Safe Lane cause I'm from another country and I can do whatever I want lane and you can go around me cause this lane is my lane from California to the New York Islands...This lane was made only for me lane! You will find these idiots in the left lane even on an empty highway...COME ON MAN!!! Most don't use there turn signals...most talk on the phone while driving...most dont speak english.

I am spanish but dang dude! I was actually ashamed to be spanish when I went to Miami. There are some complete idiots there that can not drive. I have good friends that live there and actually know how to drive and understand if your in the fast lane and someone flashes there lights at you GET OUTTA DA WAY MENG!

Basically, the cops are the same only worse. They have power and they are from Miami...LOL! The Miami Police department is arguably full of the most corrupt police precencts in the nation.

 

i know EXACTLY how you feel, but with wisconsin drivers

 

Well, I treat them no different then I would treat a friend with a gun... !

 

I'm used to it. Everyone here drives like a maniac. Even the cops.. When you're going too slow, they just step on the gas and pass you by.. (including abuelitas). They never let you freaking turn when you need to take some street. You rarely get the "go ahead man, pass" signal. But yes, I've learned.. Do the same thing to others.. lol..