hahaha, oh man. I'm so sorry but I just LMFAO. Man, I bet that hurt! We used to play with an old early 1900 cranker telephone as kids... we'd make a big circle of people and have one on each end of the circle hold one of the wires from the phone.

Crank away and watch 'em scream!

 

yea its crazy... but ive been electricuted before.. i remember this one time in mexico since the walls and rooms have alower ceiling i took a shower and when i got out i reached to turn off the bulb by the string and i accidently broke the bulb and my finger went in to the inner bubl and boooy that made me black out for at least 5 seconds.


electricity is no joke it can stop your heart in a instant

 

Been there done that!
Use to have one person hold both wires and slowly start cranking and see how long they could hold on as you cranked a little faster and a little faster.

Been bitten quite a few times by 2nd anodes on TV's as well.
Also grabbed plug wires or coil wires that were frayed. Ouch!

Yeah, it gets your attention.

 

epic

 

when i was a kid i laid the oil dipstick across the terminals of an 800 some odd amp battery.... i was out for a couple minutes and woke up about 8 feet from the truck

 

i pissed on an electric cattle fence when i was 7--ever since they called me stubby
olddragger

 

OUCH! ive walked, fell, ran, reached into them but OUCH OD!

 

You know he's pulling your leg, right?

Try it some time.

 

Yeah... the Mythbusters even busted a similar myth.
The myth was someone can get electrocuted while peeing on an electric train's track.

Anyway... back to the topic

 

I'd try pulling your leg Jeff but I wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea.

Speaking of pulling legs, where is Chewie?

 

you think you cant get shocked by peeing on an electric cattle fence--come on down to ga and i will show you one--!!
I really aint stubby--but i never did it again!
OD

 

Nope. Tried it. Nothing.
We used to do it as a dare back home. Pee isn't a constant stream and, unless you are grounded like a bare-hoofed cow, you aren't gonna get shocked.
Now, maybe you run around without shoes on in your part of the world, but in the civilized parts, we tend to not run through cow sh*t barefooted.

 

maybe you need to pee harder!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1UKn7iXv8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esymRl_0C2s

 

^^^^^hilarious

 

I never peed on an electric barbed wire fence, but I did get my shirt caught on one while I was crawling under. I got 2 pulses of the current and then I ripped my shirt to get away. We used to touch a weed on the fence to see if it was on.

 

Rofl!!!!

 

And they say the lowest common denominator always comes out

I suppose you never stuck your tonque on a door **** at -20

That's the Canadian or Alaskan alternative to the fence thing

 

what happened to this thread?

 

this

 

^^yep, but in a couple weeks or so we'll do it all again

 

maybe someday i can learn too.

 

 

I figured since we (BHR) created this thread that we'd be able to crap in our own thread....right?

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.