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Old 06-13-2013, 09:44 AM
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I lost my beep virginity

Okay, okay, so I really am a dork, but I just wanted to share with everyone the sheer exhilaration I felt as I heard the shift tone let me know I have reached a new level of driving machismo. Or... that I have achieved the daily requirement of driving a rotary.

It was a memorable experience, despite how short it lasted.

I pressed on her a bit, and she purred. I pressed a bit harder and she roared. Then she uttered the safe word and it was all over.
But she still purred in the afterglow, so I guess it was all good and we're still friends.
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She is a horny piece of ***, make sure you give it to her regularly.
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And use plenty of lube!
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Originally Posted by yankeepicker

It was a memorable experience, despite how short it lasted.
that pretty much sums everyone's 1st time.
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And it you treat her right, she'll let you play with her all day long.
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I wonder if I get the Cobb AP IF I can turn the beep off, say If I change the rev limit to 10k.
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She got really wet tonight right before I added some extra lube, inserted the tip, and pumped away.


Man, I hate buying gas when it rains.
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Losing your virginity? WTF
Old 06-13-2013, 08:37 PM
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Lol. Great alliteration.
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LOLOLOLOLOL I ******* LOLed.
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Originally Posted by Coldwound
I wonder if I get the Cobb AP IF I can turn the beep off, say If I change the rev limit to 10k.
Not with the Cobb but I'm pretty sure I can with ME . Saw a map with 8500 as a limit and had no idea what it was - your post got me thinking - that was probably the beeeeeep !!!!
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Maybe there should be a NSFW warning in the title... Its going to be hard to concentrate on work this morning...
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