I lost my beep virginity
Okay, okay, so I really am a dork, but I just wanted to share with everyone the sheer exhilaration I felt as I heard the shift tone let me know I have reached a new level of driving machismo. Or... that I have achieved the daily requirement of driving a rotary.
It was a memorable experience, despite how short it lasted. I pressed on her a bit, and she purred. I pressed a bit harder and she roared. Then she uttered the safe word and it was all over. But she still purred in the afterglow, so I guess it was all good and we're still friends. |
She is a horny piece of ass, make sure you give it to her regularly.
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And use plenty of lube! :lol2:
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Originally Posted by yankeepicker
(Post 4487235)
It was a memorable experience, despite how short it lasted. |
And it you treat her right, she'll let you play with her all day long.
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I wonder if I get the Cobb AP IF I can turn the beep off, say If I change the rev limit to 10k.
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She got really wet tonight right before I added some extra lube, inserted the tip, and pumped away.
Man, I hate buying gas when it rains. |
Losing your virginity? WTF
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Lol. Great alliteration.
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LOLOLOLOLOL I fucking LOLed.
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Originally Posted by Coldwound
(Post 4487370)
I wonder if I get the Cobb AP IF I can turn the beep off, say If I change the rev limit to 10k.
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Maybe there should be a NSFW warning in the title... Its going to be hard to concentrate on work this morning...
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