So, we're not doing it on Saturday at dozer's anymore?
Dibz!

 

whoa whoa whoa back up...

Mike, you're single now?? wtf happened bro? you F'd up didn't you? lol jk jk - seriously tho what happened?

 

well rival was like i dont thinkl itll happen at dozers on sat

 

man im gonna knock out...im on these meds to finally help me sleep lol...so I wont end up like John...cause I like the wimminz
Later ghey guys

Edit: I just checked its barely like 10....think ill try and stay up later otherwise ill wake up at like freakin sunrise.

 

Here's my guess...

GF moves within 2 blocks of Mike.

Mike tries to do things.

GF becomes paranoid and spies through a set of binoculars 24/7.

GF then sets up an altar dedicated to Mike.

Mike gets scared.

GF goes crazy when another chick talks to him.

Mike runs.

GF chases mike with a hatchet.

Mike runs some more.

GF says "F this" and breaks up with Mike.

Mike gets sad and jerks off thinking about his psychotic GF.

THE END!

 

well it was like mutual like we both said i was a lil different since she cam back from mexico that we are more like friends and we have diff priorities cause our age difference

 

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

 

john come over to my house friday get we will do the install and experience one horsepower

 

Ah, so you tried to elope with each others to Mexico but it didn't turn out as planned so you guys broke up.

 

As tempting as that sounds... I haz no gas.

 

I see....interesting

 

^

 

omg atilla thats an awsome one

 

So he looses one gf and quickly finds a replacement?

 

Im just gonna stay on iSpy

 

lol actually im gonna start talking to that girl that asked for my number imma be a manwhore like in highschool :]

 

+1

 

so yo...she's single now right? you guys still cool? or are you guys like whatever? If she's not cool - did you guys get down? if so, got any pic's? we can make her internet famous

 

He's going to become a millionaire and I can be his gold digger once it happens.

 

heh, you said you're gonna be his 'gold digger'


iono why that sounded hard ghey

 

i need to party with zumn he gets the ladies

 

we kept it cool as friends it was mutual, nahh she wouldnt put out shes those that are waiting til marrige

 

Its all in his shirts...

 

Dont forget the gang signs...its a good ice breaker/first impression