This seems to only happen on the coldest of cold starts. Not "let my car sit for 3 hours" cold start, but a "let it sit over night" cold start

 

of course nobody can answer my questions because this site is filled with ******* tards

 

Nice!

And I was coming to help you.

How about some information about your car? Year, mileage, maintenance record.

 

Its caused by increased [redacted], which only happens when the [redacted] is below [redacted]. Also, when the [redacted] is below [redacted], the [redacted] are not up to [redacted] and tend to [redacted] until they have been [redacted].

 

I can answer all your questions

It happens because you touch yourself at night.

You know, it takes a special kind of tard to ask for help, then insult everyone who might be willing to help an hour and a half later.

 

go **** yourself!

 

whooooooooooooooa simmer down keef

how many miles you have, any other problems besides the cold start, are u missfiring or noticed a loss in performance recently when fully warmed up???

when was last maintainance done?

 

Wow! That's all I can say.........wow!

 

You've been a member quite a while, and you have a decent post count...

Are you deliberately trying to get banned?

 

I don't know what in the heck is going on in this thread, but I'm closing it. Keef, feel free to post about this again when you've calmed down.