200 hp and 75 mpg all for 25 bucks.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1-PER...Q5fAccessories

 

I died a little inside when I looked at thier feedback and saw they are selling 10-20 of those things a day.

 

But they say they're different from the other companies. The others are just a resistor, they can actually show us pictures of their chip on their website (which is odd... cause I couldnt find a website or pictures of a chip anywhere).

I like the phrasing for some parts...

"The Boss Performance Module is designed to add more fuel and horsepower to your stock vehicles engine."

Can't we just increase the size of horsepower injectors for that?

 

nuh uh! it said this

"accelerate faster and pass quicker without burning extra gasoline"

see, no more extra fuel!

it even makes shifting smoother. i dont know how a chip accomplishes this, but it said it so it must be true!