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Old 09-24-2010, 08:03 PM
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So, ever have a hot woman ask if she can have sex with your car?
So on my way home in my RX-8 on I-69 in stop-and-go traffic due to an RV rollover crash, a red (first gen) Mazda6 slowly passes me on the left. I see the front passenger put a hand-written note up against her window, but I can't read it because they're too far ahead of me. I later catch up and see a seriously hot blond chick holding up, "Can I have sex with your car?" I laugh; she gives me a questioning look; and I nod "yes." It definitely lightened the frustration of being stuck in a traffic jam on the way home on a Friday! I would have liked to have been able to tell her, "Definitely, as long as I get to watch!"
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:05 PM
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Hell all the time...

That's why I have to keep her locked in da garage... otherwisr my wife might find out.

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Old 09-24-2010, 08:10 PM
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3 times. never about the 8
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I have heard that a time or two for sure
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:22 PM
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lol no, cause im a chick...

but, i do wish i could have sex with my car.
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:40 PM
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I'm sure some members would agree with you.
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:45 PM
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lol no, cause im a chick...

but, i do wish i could have sex with my car.

me to
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:46 PM
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...if my car had a boner...i'd jump on it...


no homo?
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:30 PM
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sex has been on top, in, out, and around my car ...... does that count? RX8s are aphrodisiacs didnt ya know????
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:21 PM
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Women are always asking me to have sex with them in , on and around my car . It's horrible , I'm worn out and feel like a battered shell of a man .
Now , if only this dream would turn into reality .....
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:25 PM
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Since my 8 is a girl.. It'd be girl on girl action I guess. Mmm..
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I like to believe that I have sex with my car on a routine basis. The beep that it makes at the end of each redline is equivalent to that of a girl's screaming orgasm.

Though, couple of weeks ago I misshifted from 4th to 2nd. It was a pretty close call; I practically screwed her without protection. I've been afraid to have sex with my car ever since...
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Cant say thats happened before....had like a 15 year old ask me if I would have sex with her in my car though.


16 gets you 20
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Never been asked to have sex with the car, but been asked if a girlfriend could roll around naked on and in the car.
Sadly i had to say no, since I was on a road trip. And I also didn't want to put her through the pain of having a naked body ruining the fresh coat of wax put on her before the trip.

PS. Great thread topic!!
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:58 PM
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id be more impressed if she held up a sign that said
"Lets have sex in ur car"

lol.
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Old 09-25-2010, 12:16 AM
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The shift **** might get very sticky
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Old 09-25-2010, 12:17 AM
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I had sex in my 1958 on peacific beach in cali.... which is just about as easy as it would be in the 8... just not built for sex inside of them, and she was only maybe 105lbs...
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^ Doc Doc Doc......

That's why you take your 65 Ford econline to the Beach.
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That's why I have the sunroof
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Originally Posted by MTspeeds1
Cant say thats happened before....had like a 15 year old ask me if I would have sex with her in my car though.


16 gets you 20
Take off license plate
Fake name
....?
Profit!!
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Old 09-25-2010, 07:50 PM
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Not with my car but ive been asked if i would have sex IN my car LOL.
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Old 09-25-2010, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Grog
I like to believe that I have sex with my car on a routine basis. The beep that it makes at the end of each redline is equivalent to that of a girl's screaming orgasm.

Though, couple of weeks ago I misshifted from 4th to 2nd. It was a pretty close call; I practically screwed her without protection. I've been afraid to have sex with my car ever since...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh mannn !!!
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Old 09-25-2010, 08:28 PM
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^lmao I dunno how I missed that one... but just remember. accidents happen, thats why god made abortions. you gotta get on that one and ride her hard again:P
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Originally Posted by CyberPitz
Take off license plate
Fake name
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Profit!!
hahaha, too much work for a 15 year old dont you think?
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Old 09-26-2010, 12:11 AM
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I prefer my women with knowledge. Im not in a training mood lately.. Go Cougars lol...
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