Mr. Ed's rx-8

just thought i would start a thread to post all the random crap us Gulf Region people wnat to talk about. now we can stop hijacking all the other threads!!!

oh and i wanted to give my self another reason to post pointless crap! :D

have fun and let the games begin!!

oh and Dazy...you WILL be bowing down to me at pool in a couple of weeks!!!

DrKillJoY

random crap belongs in the lounge.. unless it's RX-8 re-lated. :D


just a freindly reminder.

dazygirl415

Bow down? Won't that have an adverse effect on your "blatent ignorance?" Don't worry Mr. Ed, I'm up for the challenge.

Thank you for the friendly reminder Dr. Kill Joy. I absolutely love my RX8.

Ajax

I have feet.

MrWigggles

Why do I cry when I **********?

Ajax

because you have a hook for a hand.

dazygirl415

Lmao! :D :D

jenkins-crew

Your not supposed to use that orange lava soap for lubrication man, are you crazy! :D

dazygirl415

As a warning: this as nothing to do with masturbation.

Does anyone know of anyone looking for a place to live? I'm in SW FW and Jessie and I will have an extra room as of 1 March. We're thinking about moving into a 2bdrom, but we REALLY don't want to move again. Rent is $325, bills split 3 ways is about $75, depending on how cold/hot it is outside. Fantastic complex, very young and active crowd. Let me know if anyone wants more info.

Still loving the RX8.

jenkins-crew

I will keep my eyes and ears open for ya!

NYT-OWL

Dazygirl, so it's about $400 a month. You might get some takers if you tell people that weekly sex is included. JUST KIDDING!!!
BTW I just got from taking Alec to watch the FT. Worth Brahmas play and we had a really good time. I spent a total of about $45 (didn't drink any beer because I was with my son) and he got a free youth jersey out of it. He wants to go back, so if anyone else is interested in going to a hockey game let me know.

NYT-OWL

We cry because we realize that this is the best type of sex. We get off, it's with anyone we want (only limited by our imagination), and we get to sleep without having to listen to anyone that want's to talk after sex. :p

dazygirl415

Oh that's sad. You know a woman knows ways to please you that you could never accomplish with your hand......

NYT-OWL

She could get out of bed after sex and go fix me something to eat instead of wanting to cuddle. That would please me.

dazygirl415

Cuddling is a small price to pay. Just put your arm around her and fall asleep. Any woman who expects a serious conversation about sex the morning after is just asking for trouble, in my opinion. She needs to wait until after coffee. :D

NYT-OWL

Women have a way of putting their head on that one specific spot that causes our arm to go to sleep. I wasn't referring to a conversation about sex, just after sex. What's with the wanting to talk? Either go make us a sandwich or roll over to your side of the bed and go to sleep.

dazygirl415

Maybe if your performance was up to par, we'd be glad to make you a sandwich.

NYT-OWL

hey, who have you been talking to? Whatever she said was a lie.

dazygirl415

No lie, 100% truth. I guess you've never performed well enough to deserve a sandwich.

NYT-OWL

Hey, I told her that I was sick... yeah... that's it. I wasn't feeling well and it was a long day and I was stressed. Dazy, are you still mad at me because I put that beer bottle on your head last Tuesday night? It's not my fault you're 4'9" and have a flat head and it looked natural next to the bowl of chips.

dazygirl415

It's 5'1 N-O. I don't have very many so I'm claiming every last one. I'm used to being the armrest, but that was my first beer.

Sick? Stressed? Tired? Blah, blah, blah. I'll keep that in mind the next time a girl approaches me at Rack Daddy's asking about you. "Oh him over there? Yea, he's nice, be he admits that he can't perform in the bedroom very well. Do you still want me to introduce you to him?"

NYT-OWL

Dazy, need help with a comeback? You could say, no I don't and I'm taller than 4'9" and that bowl of chips was for later.

NYT-OWL

It wouldn't matter anyways, I'd forget her name unless she had a name tag to remind me.

dazygirl415

True, but your suave self could carry a few extras in your pocket and it could turn into your signature move. "Do you mind wearing this name tag for me? I don't care enough about you to remember your name on my own and I'll get confused with the other girls in here I'm trying to mack on." Oh yea, that's sexy.

NYT-OWL

Thanks for the helpful advise, I'll bring those with me the next time I go to Rack Daddy's. I'll also bring a marker so that it be large enough for me to read easier.
If girls want sex to last longer, quit saying stuff like,"about to c**" once that's said it becomes a race and I don't like to lose.