haha, I saw this on facebook. Remixlp actually posted it there and I saw this a couple days ago. haha, I laughed so damn hard!

 

WOW simply WOW lol....

 

Girl 1- so what are we doing today?
Girl 2- Girl, we are going to a parking lot.
Girl 1- a parking lot?
Girl 2- y ep its the hottest thing to do these days. watch cars do all kind of crazy stuff
girl 1- like that skidding thing?
girl 2 -phssh its called drifting, and that is so played out. what we are going to watch is dudes drive around in circles and at the end, they crash into one another. just thinking of it makes me sooooooo hot inside.
girl 1 - (giggles) come to think of it, i feel hot inside too (giggles)
\

hours go by

dude 1- man this is so freaking exciting, i cant wait to see these fool act up. BALLLLA
Dude 2- word to my mother, out like 5k, drinking champange my nxxxxa.
Dude 1- taht was wack, for reals
dude2 - suki suki now , you dont understand my flow.

Dude1 - oh snap they are here, <jumps up and down like a cheerleader>
(2 cars coming in at 60mph)
car1- turns , car 2 turns after.
Dude 1- damn he has skills, i dont know any driver who can turn in a circle like him dog.
dude 2- this i s way better then drifting, FF cars is where its at . makes me want to bust out phat rhymes like M and M style.

girl 1- wow i am getting so hot watching these guys drive around circles like this.
girl 2- so this is suppose to be fun?
Girl 1- you just have to wait till they crash, they are just working up to main event.

car crashes
girl 1- screams AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW.
girl 2- are you ok?
girl 1- i just xxxx.

dude 1- OOOOOOOH YEAH BOOOOOOOOYT that was the SHIXXXXXTTTTTT
Duee 2- OH HELL YAH, THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. THIS SHIXXT CAN RESSURECT TUPAC AND BIGGIE SMALLS FOR REAL. SUKI SUKI NOW.

the end.

 

sometimes I wonder if your stoned when you post alfy

 

Holy dipshitkis. How do they explain that to their folks?