SoCal Lounge II
i just fell outta my work chair...i was trying to adjust the height and my knee gave out...
i'm now on the floor waiting to deliever my 'RAGING HARD-ON' line when someone asks me why i'm on the floor
i'm now on the floor waiting to deliever my 'RAGING HARD-ON' line when someone asks me why i'm on the floor

thank gawd my cool female coworker asked (she's pretty cool n' understands my humor)
Her: Paris, wtf are you doing on the floor??
Me: RAGING HARD-ON!
Her: hahaha what!?
Me: nothing...i just wanted to say it...
Her: hahahahaha- i'm going to text megan (her friend) about this...
Me: please don't share this with another human being...
john: i will never admit that i visit that site...that's like admitting to jacking off at the zoo......let that soak in for a while...you'll realize it's similar...
No but seriously...our fiscal year ended yesterday n' today is kinda kick back. I'm just playing catch up with all the little loose ends i didn't finish last week. I feel like i'm actually being productive today...
No but seriously...our fiscal year ended yesterday n' today is kinda kick back. I'm just playing catch up with all the little loose ends i didn't finish last week. I feel like i'm actually being productive today...



