So today -- i'm driving to work this morning going about 45 down a residential area and a stupid bird flops down to get something off the ground RIGHT in front of my car as I'm driving. He flies up and WHAP! right against my upper windshield. No Damage but what was freaky was i look in my rear view mirror and see this bigass cloud of feathers slowly floating down.

hah -- freaky

 

did you go back and call 911?

or did you just hit and run you bastard



j/k

 

pictures or it never happened.

 

Stuffed and mounted please.

 

produce the bird caracas

 

Ship the bird to me , ill cook it for my next meal. Thx.

 

Yankee Doodle came to town stuck a feather in his RX8.

 

mmm...roadkill.

Did anyone see the Top gear episode where they went on a road trip through the southern US and they had to eat roadkill for dinner when they camped out?

 

I think that was a documentary on the Donner Party.

 

It would have looked like this if it flew just a tad bit lower...

 

Poor Tweety bird.

 

Amen

Now drive more, Kill more birds ! I hate them so much that I just had some for my dinner!

 

I had some pork.

 

Mmmmm....bacon

 

I have had more birds play the 'swoop' game with me since I got my 8 than in any other car I've ever owned.

Pass me a wing.

 

mmmm...wings

 

Must be the rotary hypersonic frequencies produced at 9K attracting them birds.

 

I killed a $300 Jackrabbit while back.

 

so sad

 

Poor wabbit.

 

poor little guy...
Although I did see one fly right into the side of a Toyota Tacoma yesterday, I laughed my *** off.

 

awww poor bird... my friend hit a bird in my car because I said "5 pts for the bird" and was all like "OK" lol

 

I got one about a week ago going to dinner and the bird swooped in front of me and I missed it so it made a second swipe and got her. By the time I got to the resturant all that was left was a couple of feathers stuck in the grille and in the undercarriage

 

mmmm....9krpms