Rx8 vs Cobalt SS T.C?
09-10-2010, 08:47 AM
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You guys fail at quoting 
This should answer some of the OP's questions:
This should answer some of the OP's questions:
RX-8 Comparison.
Quarter Mile Time
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Top Speed
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Fuel Economy
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 loses
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Low Price
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses if there is a ring involved
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Reliability
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses...maybe
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Twisties and curves
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 wins
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 ties
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 ties
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
Nurburgring times
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
Excitement
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 wins
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 ties
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins if paper bags are involved
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
Quarter Mile Time
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Top Speed
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Fuel Economy
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 loses
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Low Price
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses if there is a ring involved
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Reliability
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses...maybe
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Twisties and curves
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 wins
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 ties
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 ties
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
Nurburgring times
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 wins
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
Excitement
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 wins
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 wins
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 wins
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 ties
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 wins
- An Oak tree = RX-8 wins
- Sex = RX-8 wins if paper bags are involved
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 wins
09-10-2010, 08:54 AM
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If you sit on the couch, or armchair, or plastic lawn furniture, and pull out a sheet of paper and a calculator to figure out which is the better car, the Cobalt will win.
If you actually get behind the wheel to figure out which car is better, the RX-8 wins.
So I guess it depends on if you are actual driver, or not.
Edit: On paper we still beat them in looks, safety, features, ride quality, build quality, and getting laid. Getting laid being a big one for me. I won't buy a Cavalier for never getting *** reasons alone, even if I could reconcile myself with never ever getting laid for the rest of my life. The 8 takes care of you, in more ways than one
The Cobalt doesn't, and you will end up getting very friendly with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
If you actually get behind the wheel to figure out which car is better, the RX-8 wins.
So I guess it depends on if you are actual driver, or not.
Edit: On paper we still beat them in looks, safety, features, ride quality, build quality, and getting laid. Getting laid being a big one for me. I won't buy a Cavalier for never getting *** reasons alone, even if I could reconcile myself with never ever getting laid for the rest of my life. The 8 takes care of you, in more ways than one
The Cobalt doesn't, and you will end up getting very friendly with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.Don't worry RIWWP, I fixed your post for you
09-10-2010, 11:01 AM
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Driving a turbocharged Cobalt is quite similar to coming out of the closet.
At first it's a big surprise!!!
But in the end....
YOUR STILL GAY.
At first it's a big surprise!!!
But in the end....
YOUR STILL GAY.
09-09-2011, 11:41 AM
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When my engine blew.. the nissan dealership said they would buy my car from me and they had a SS if I wanted a sports car! I said i would rather take my chances with mazda giving me a new engine plus that's not a sports car and hung up!
09-09-2011, 01:17 PM
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Strength/Confidence
My lil bro's got a cobalt ss and he's said many times that he would trade his car for my 8 anytime. Obviously, I'm not going to take him up on his offer. Who cares if it takes off quicker, have you sat in one before? Do and you won't want to ever again.
09-09-2011, 03:25 PM
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Reliability
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses...maybe
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Cobalt SS = RX-8 loses
- Chevy Corvette Z06 = RX-8 loses
- Toyota Prius = RX-8 wins
- Toyota Camry = RX-8 loses
- Mazdaspeed 3 = RX-8 loses
- Mazda Miata = RX-8 loses
- Nimitz Class Nuclear Submarine = RX-8 loses
- An Oak tree = RX-8 loses
- Sex = RX-8 loses...maybe
- The Village Idiot = RX-8 wins
- A Beautiful Woman = RX-8 wins
- Afternoon sunset on the beach = RX-8 loses
Nothing personal, but have you ever owned a GM product? Reliable?
09-10-2011, 04:49 AM
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topic resolution , if you like boys get a pretty red Balt as , If you don't want to be embarrassed by your car and eat vagina for a living get an 8
09-11-2011, 04:46 PM
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this is ironic because my nemesis drives a cobalt SS turbo. the turd beat me at the last autoX but this time with new tires he doesnt stand a chance. bec. he spent his money on a racing stripe. typical
09-11-2011, 07:14 PM
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In a straight line the cobalt would probably be a car length or 2 ahead that's about it.
On a track, the cobalt would be behind by far.
Just tell the guy street racing doesn't make you cool, and if he showed up to a track with a cobalt, he'd be laughed at.
On a track, the cobalt would be behind by far.
Just tell the guy street racing doesn't make you cool, and if he showed up to a track with a cobalt, he'd be laughed at.
09-15-2011, 01:22 PM
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Sex = RX-8 loses if there is a ring involved
I read this in my University Biology class, and laughed for five minutes. I looked like a retard but it was worth it. <3.
I read this in my University Biology class, and laughed for five minutes. I looked like a retard but it was worth it. <3.