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12-22-2010, 11:48 PM

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i once solved the meaning of life, ....and then i forgot it....

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12-22-2010, 11:53 PM

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http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=769

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12-23-2010, 01:29 AM

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^ interesting....

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12-23-2010, 10:23 AM

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^^LOL when is the Vegas meet

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12-23-2010, 10:36 AM

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LMAO...trying to avoid visuals of women "training" with each other.

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Our massage therapists are professionals and have been training on each other in preparation for the introduction of the Therapeutic Release menu option.

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12-23-2010, 10:37 AM

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PDX, I agree with your statement, however, would the Fail gauge increase due to the fact that I have not melted your face with poopie particles?

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12-23-2010, 10:40 AM

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The $25 option will be called a “Therapeutic Release”, consistent with Massage Envy’s health philosophy. Due to legal restrictions, the new menu option will be only available in certain counties in Nevada where bordellos are currently legal. A spokesperson from Massage Envy is quick to point out that a Therapeutic Release is not prostitution. “Our massage therapists are professionals and have been training on each other in preparation for the introduction of the Therapeutic Release menu option.

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^^LOL when is the Vegas meet

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So that explains why you JUST NOW signed up for the WHiV meet lol

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12-23-2010, 10:46 AM

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We estimate the Therapeutic Release will take between two and four minutes based on our testing.

Do they think I have all day?!

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12-23-2010, 10:52 AM

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clearly they thought we might have something better to do....

.....CLEARLY THEY ARE WRONG

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12-23-2010, 11:08 AM

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Lol

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12-23-2010, 11:15 AM

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I like how they are saying they're going to improve their efficiency from 3-4 minutes to some lightning fast figure...LAWL

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12-23-2010, 11:39 AM

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Lol i like what i started here

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12-23-2010, 11:44 AM

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haha and Jedi posted it in the WHiV thread with credit to you

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12-23-2010, 01:05 PM

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hahahahahah yeesssssssssss

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12-23-2010, 01:07 PM

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yay for happy endings!

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12-23-2010, 01:19 PM

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I laughed my *** off at them trying to 'improve their technique' to get it down to 2-3 minute.
The joke is going to be on the first guy to pay for this "theraputic release" and once they're nekked on the massage table, their massage therapist walks in and introduces himself.