Originally Posted by YaXMaNGTO

I can guarantee anything that says "don't do this" will have the opposite effect, and you'll get more attention than you ever had.

Originally Posted by Aznxkaiser

At least you dont have to deal with lifted truck trying to race you....Gdamn everyday I see another bro with a gayass lifted truck. DO YOU NEED IT TO BE THAT HIGH?!!?

Originally Posted by Catspaw

In the three years that I've owned this car, I think I've only been revved on once, by a kid in a Civic Hybrid of all things...

Anyway how about this for a bumper sticker:

"If you can read this, you're probably too smart to be a street racer."

Originally Posted by Aeterna

Here's a few suggestions: (Just my two pennies)

"Street racing is for those who are UNSURE of what their cars can do"

"Wow, sexy... that's a really big FART can you've got..."

"Which button do you push to call your parents to come pick you up?"

"Remember, Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a douche."

"Your car has pretty colors and stickers..."

"Go ahead and race... I'll take your girlfriend home..."

For the lifted trucks, put a (removable) decal on the roof of the car:

"If you can read this, your truck is too high... douche"

"If you can read this, your plane is about crash..."

"Yeah, but you must miss drive-thru..."

Originally Posted by CanOfWorms

Ticker on each side of the car, on each door that says:

"If you are trying to race, you need to see the sticker on the other side first."

Originally Posted by dothackRAVE

Yea, so I just want a sticker or plate that says "*I* don't street race" or "Keep it on the track".

Originally Posted by Aznxkaiser

At least you dont have to deal with lifted truck trying to race you....Gdamn everyday I see another bro with a gayass lifted truck. DO YOU NEED IT TO BE THAT HIGH?!!?