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Old 05-18-2005, 06:13 PM
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Taka Does Kylie

Hey Taka,
You're a pathologist in Melbourne, right?
I know this sounds a bit sick, but any chance you'll be the one getting your hands on Kylie's boob?
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No I am not. But I rather have my hand on her ***

I and my bosses think Kylie is at Epworth and if so the specimen will be handled my Melbourne Path in the city.

Well I am just guessing... it is only pure guess. The report said that she was having treatment yesterday and going under the knife today....

It could mean one thing to me. There is a method to find the lymphatic drainage of the part of the breast that have cancer and select that part of axilla to sample lymph nodes. Then the lymph nodes are sectioned and to find any distant spread of the cancer. This method is call sentinal node biopsy. They inject a dye or radioactive isotope 24 hours prior and at surgery the surgeon will use a receiver to go for the axilla... much like bip bip bip.... beeeeeeeep. :D than he/she will take out that lymph node. This is the alternative method then the axillary dissection where the whole set of lymph nodes are removed, giving her a fat arm

There are 2 options generally for breast cancer operation locally. One is masectomy where the breast is removed or alternatively wide local excision (breast preservation surgery) where the cancer and the small but adequate amount of normal breast tissue is removed. Either method... Kylie can hide the surgery or augment the breast at the same time.... so during the concert no one can see any difference.... but for wide local excision.. she may need to do radiotherapy --- so I think she could be out for 3 months.

What am I going to do with the Kylie ticket??? I will keep them for you
Old 05-18-2005, 07:11 PM
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I think you have a real future in Fleet St.

Taka

Thanks for the anatomy lesson.
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hey taka, maybe she had a FNA yesterday and then just a lumpectomy today?

lol I should have given Danni a 'free check' at the gp.... :p
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Negative... you are a radiologist, right? . You will not publish Kylie to have breast cancer with only the U/S and mammogram result right? What happen if it is a fat necrosis or a atypical fibroadenoma. I am sure they have had FNA + tissue core diagnosis before publishing her illness. Hope you agree with my thinking .

I am sure you love to examine Danni's for sure..... they are augmented rgiht? . ...

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I'll come over and kiss it better.
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sick puppies in this thread.....!
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Originally Posted by timbo
sick puppies in this thread.....!
What an understatement!! :D
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Taka, if you happen to get a biopsy sample send it my way, I'll sell it on ebay and we'll split the cash. :D

This thread is sick.
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This actually takes the forum to a new low and I thought Taka's previous effort was bad enough. I still wake up screaming...

Congratulations, I'm revolted and impressed! And again I agree with Mr T, the **** is definitely a better prospect!
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No f@cking pictures of the affected tissue this time please Taka!
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Just caught up with this thread again.

Thorpey told me it was fully sick. :D
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No pic.

I heard from some people are saying that Kylie was opearted on at Cabrini by Dr. Jennifer Senior and removed a golf ball size tumour

That is big. I think. How big is a golf ball?
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Originally Posted by takahashi
How big is a golf ball?
That would depend very much on the age of the golf.

A full grown adult bull golf can have enormous ***** - bigger even than Lock and Load's - perhaps as big as a medium sized grapefruit.

However, young golf pups would have ***** the size of marbles, or smaller.
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Originally Posted by takahashi
That is big. I think. How big is a golf ball?
<smacks forehead> It's about this big, Taka.......

Ask one of your golf playing doctor mates.....
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20mm? 30mm?

If it is the latter ... I am very surpruised that that it has not spread..

IT is all rumours of course
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Careful Taka, if the others find out you don't know anything about golf you'll be drummed out of the medical profession.

Next thing we know you'll be telling us your handwriting is legible and you don't self-prescribe. :D

If it really was golf ball sized I wouldn't hold out hope of seeing her spinning around in hot pants any time soon (if ever).

All bad jokes aside, let's hope she recovers okay - far too young to die.
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Well I think she is ok.

I have seen Jenny Senior's work on my bench every now and then and she does veyr good work.

According to my boss she is a bit strange (professioanlly).

I think we will not see Kylie for a while ... she will have radio and chemo...
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I know we cannot see her on the radio, but what is a chemo? Does it have a screen?
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very funny

how about DTX and chemoRx :p
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