Vlaze

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Yo daddy so fat when he waved his hand from one side to the other, everybody saw it. Still he was not as fat as your fat momma.

Bonus cookie for who can guess where that line came from

ZumnRx8

Yo mamma so slutty when she opened her legs I got sea sick

xl2oGel2x

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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

J03K1LLARX8

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Zumn, Your momma so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean.

Vlaze

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Yo momma so nasty, the Global Warming society called her up to lay off the pork and beans

ZumnRx8

sleepy time

J03K1LLARX8

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Zumn, Yo momma so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Vlaze

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Yo momma so fat she has her own gravity pull

J03K1LLARX8

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Zumn, Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Vlaze

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^That one actually got a chuckle outa me, not bad

J03K1LLARX8

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yo mamma's glasses are so thick,that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Kingsfan

yo mama is so old Jesus is in her yearbook

J03K1LLARX8

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Zumn, Yo mamma is so dirty that she has put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

The Reverend

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vlaze already did that one joey

sephyobsessed

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ANYWAYS!!!! Enough of those Yo momma jokes....lol

how's the crew doing? Was everyone's weekend spectacular?!

tubingchamp

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I had seared rare ahi tuna in a teriyaki sauce w/mushroom wild rice for free on the weekend

I also got smashed and played rockband...

Now I'm at work bored as F.

YOU?

dozer

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mine was pretty good, the socal weather was kickin this weekend

spent all day at the beach with taryn and my cousins, just chillin...didnt do much saturday tho

sephyobsessed

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Hahaha nice! Sounds delicious, who paid for it? o.O that sounds expensive...

I got tipsy and did the same thing, Note: stuffy nose + microphone = funny sounding singer lol

Same, well not necessarily bored, I'm scared as hell, but I'm trying to calm myself down...gotta try and be positive

xun4gvn4everx

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dozer: It wasn't cold at the beach?

tub: Sounds like my weekend in a nut shell. Minus the expensive sounding food.

J03K1LLARX8

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We went Canyon carving this weekend.

tubingchamp

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My bros B-day, dad paid for it. Was AMAZING.

Took us all out to a local top quality seafood restaurant N we had a good time.

Why are you scared?

sephyobsessed

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What's canyon carving? I'm confuzzled


Sounds FANTASTIC!! I need to get me some seafood, I'm thinking...salmon....I like me some homemade salmon...or shrimp...with old bay! :drooling:

Oh a test result came back from my doctor, she's making me go back and take some newer tests with a different doctor so....YAY! More hospitals and medical bills...

I'm just scared cause I don't know specifically what it is...

dozer

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sephy - canyon carving = canyon run

rory = nah dude, the beach was pretty warm yesterday, i was sweatin on the way there just driving, even at night the beach was warm

Gr8Bullet

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hahaha wow! really yo mamma jokes..... (fail)

weekend was nice went canyon crusing fun untill i lost traction and slid in the mountain. my stock rims took most of the hit. i was going like 10 mph around a hairpin and there was loose gravel all over the road. no damage to the car ho. i need new back tires. my traction didnt kick in. but other then that it was nice just relaxed.

sephyobsessed

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oh thank you dozer

Good news everyone!!! We're going to get up to the low 40s this week!!!! YAY! time for a sexy dance party!!

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