the government is spying on you Kingsfan

 

I didn't even think they still manufactured and sold beepers anymore...o.O

 

That scared me tho this weekend. My stockies took all the hit and got some dirt on the inside of my car threw my open window. Lol.

 

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

 

jo3: Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

 

Yo momma so fat, she wore a red sweater outside and everyone thought she was the Kool-aid man "OHHHHHH YEAHHHH!"

 

^ SEPHY FAIL!!!

SEPHY: Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

 

Zumn, yo momma is like a door **** everyone gets a turn.

 

sup peeps!

 

I'm at tustin mazda..I hope they fix my 8

 

Good one joe. Its true lol.

 

here this helps your joke
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yo mama so fat to get around her it takes 2 planes and a bus

 

Yo mommas house is so dirty that the roaches need dirt bikes to get around.

 

Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her *****

 

jo3: Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

Your momma is so old she spits rust and farts dust.

 

REV: Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.

 

Zumn, you eat ****

 

VOLCOM: Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

 

Zumn, Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

 

(Insert funny mom joke here)...ooo take that

 

@ volcom!

sup rory

 

I agree, Zumn you are....*ahem* PHAILBOT!

 

this is getting redic!