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Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to hang himself last night? He got the noose around his neck, but he couldn't kick the chair.
never heard of this guy
what kind of a ******* idiot can't even kill himself properly? That's how you know you've aboslutely failed at life. A freaking one-legged, blind, and dyslectic chimpanzee could even hang himself properly and kick out the chair.
skiing has a hidden meaning you dont know, of course id rather snowboard but skiing is funner in our connotation
Oh I get it. "Zumn lets go skiing"= Zumn I want to suck your **** in the snow and want your man glaze all over my face to let it freeze. Wow Mike i knew you were gay for Zumn but wow dude.