^hence the reason why i'm blowing like $50 to 100 to spot drinks lol

 

LOL!

pitchers dawg....

 

I'm getting the glass cup this time! i'm tired of getting the lame, retard's only plastic cups

 

i was the pimp there, gotta sweet talk em into gettin that glass cup

 

whatever dude - ima hit someone with my pool stick and strong arm that damned cup...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

dude theres some new cute girls there too....

 

really now?? looks like i might have to use my grown man game...

"hey girl...how about you n' me hit up the dollar menu later..."

 

^or thai nakorn next door

 

LOL yea sears own's OSH.. but nobody ever puts the pieces together.

I might grab an air compressor!! wrenching with hand tools for the past 7 years has taken its toll.

 

man thats alot of people i have to treat to FOOD >.<.... i dont know if my wallet can handle it.


BUT ANYWAY.



my sexy *** asian manager at guess totally caught me day dreaming about her rack while i was doing stock and she bent over to pick something up.

 

I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume your boss is a chick.............

.............and i'm also going to assume you're going to introduce her to us as well...

 

^dude you dont need to treat everyone...most likely all of are gonna pitch in on pizza and ****....

one concern though, BEER!

 

a case of new castle compliments of me should do.. I got $5 in for pizza as well.

however if shinka doesnt bring his boss then the deal is off and I will ********** with my own tears of fail.

 

im 18 !


but i mean...... if you guys want beer.. ill drop a 20 >.>


yeah shes a chick... dude... she's sexy....it was 5 am and i was totally dozing off on her cleavage.... she must have caught me like 20 times..

 

^the house prefers coronas or modelos, and please dont forget the lime

 

No love for Dos Equis?

 

.....ahem..... hows my 18 year old *** gonna buy beer??

 

AHEM, dozers 22yrs, Js 22yr, atillas 25?yrs, shadys ??yrs old


and dos equis, UHHH texture and the way it goes down, is like water, it has no texture..but i dont mind drinkin it, good beer dont get me wrong...but when its up on the shelf along side corona, modelo and tecate...theres no chance

 

I'm 23 and I'm buying..

what the house drinks the house gets, its common courtesy.

12 pack of Corona it is. Someone buy the limes.

 

ill buy the limes...


ummm when i buy limes for bees.. are they regular... lemon.s... or do they come pre - sliced?


WTF I DONT KNOW!

 

good man.

 

WTF'S a CHICKDUDE???

jk - anyways, yeah man...

limes = green - lemon's = fail

go with the green my friend

 

you buy like 2 regular sized limes, we cut them into wedges, then we put them in the brews and yum happens.

tell your boss there's going to be a bunch of young studs who don't spend wisely.. should peak her interest.

 

24 YeARS OLD DAMN IT!!

 

limes = green. Squeeze them just a tad. IF they're hard as a rock, don't buy them.
Slicing them is quite easy, juts hand a knife to the Mexican guy. If he can't slice limes to fit in a beer bottle, then it means they're not really Mexican and should be deported to canada.