No, I will claim my prize!

MINE!!!!

Do I get a cookie?

 

Damn It!

 

muhahahahahaha

 

I know it's a short notice, but I'll be at LeMans karting tonight at 8pm. If you have so or gf, bring them out for free practice session/day pass, known as Ladies Night. There is no reservation, so just show up if you are in the area. I'll be in the gray RX-8.

 

Why is there never a Dick Night where I get free crap? Women are stupid. I need to go find one and beat her to make me feel better.

 

easy there Ike. Why don't you focus on just finding one who's willing to be near you first

 

....then you can pound her from behind.

 

thats why you're a hotdog thrower, remember?

 

So we doing ***** of fury? Should I go and buy tickets early again?

 

Yes we will!!! I don't think it will be that packed, hmmm.... what does everyone think?

 

Sounds good! ***** of Fury.

 

Damn it!!! I might have to bail on the movie, something might come up....

 

**** ***** of fury, lets go see super bad

 

Saw that.. it's very blunt

 

I'm getting kicked out of my place. I think it's time to buy a cell phone now...

 

How the hell are you getting kicked out of your place? Too much loud sex with that girl we took to the beach?

 

Your vegan powers are failing...

 

That they are! See, if you had a Scion TC, you could fold down the rear seats and sleep in the car. even put an air matress in there. Another good reason to buy a TC

 

Shut up bitch

 

+1

 

I just carted his *** to the airport. So damn early. Next get a later flight at a more humane hour. I did get to see a Honda Civic rebadged as skyline on the way back though.

Wait he said mentioned that car twice, doesn't that mean we get to punch him twice?

 

No, the formula is PunchTom = X^N

X = State of origin
Minnesota = 32 (it's the 32nd state to join the union)
California = 0 (we're exempt)

N = # of times *Censored* is mentioned.

So we get to punch him 1024 times.

 

OK, it was a lot of fun and work for my 1st karting experience. There are resemblances to autocrossing such as driving line and looking ahead, with the twist of wheel-to-wheel racing thrown into the mix. The go-kart also emphasizes carrying momentum thru the turn, since acceleration and lack of differential slows down drastically once speed is scrubbed. All in all, a fun way to spend time while autox season is on hold, until Winter Slush comes back in full swing in Oct.

My arms are tired from being too tense and gripping the wheel hard, will try relaxing more next time. We had a group of four people, with none of you showed up. Will be back Mon/Wed/Sun to experience 50% off/Ladies Night/Elimination Competition, depending on schedule. Also GKR in Burlingame to compare the two.

It's not all gravy, we only got 20 mins of seat time rather than 30 mins we paid for. Their staff also threw away our unopened/opened water bottles (bought from them) while racing was underway (we being away). They brought the missing bottles back, but imagine trying mystery water, the ones opened up already.

 

Karting isn't really my thing, I'd rather just drive my car.

 

Try GoKartRacer in burlingame, it's a lot more of a technical course.