The Texas 8 2012 Official Thread
03-11-2012, 11:08 AM
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It's good to be the king.
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Just as a reminder, the rooms are not being "held" for us, so if you're going to book a room, the sooner the better. We'd really hate for them to run out of rooms before you got around to booking.
03-12-2012, 03:27 PM
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Okay DC, here are the rules brother. This will assure you get some, I guarantee it.
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
03-12-2012, 03:37 PM
#32
Okay DC, here are the rules brother. This will assure you get some, I guarantee it.
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
03-12-2012, 04:06 PM
#33
Lulz... Im sure you guys will RAKE in the girls with this DIY including Sheena... Who knew the forums was a place to pick up advice on woman... goodluck
oh and add me to the list of attending... 3rd times the charm, lets see if I can get us all in trouble again
oh and add me to the list of attending... 3rd times the charm, lets see if I can get us all in trouble again
Last edited by WTBRotary!; 03-12-2012 at 04:09 PM.
03-12-2012, 04:50 PM
#41
Okay DC, here are the rules brother. This will assure you get some, I guarantee it.
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
(1) Do not speak directly to a her face. Instead, talk to her *****. Women love to be appreciated.
(2) If you end up drinking after the run at the Hotel then Reassure her by stammering "I'm not drunk, honest", several times, then fall gracefully into a heap on the floor.
(3) Sheena is attracted to funny guys. Impress her with your extensive repertoire of crude jokes and tales of a dumb trick you used to bang named Sheena. Always remember to laugh loudly at the end of your own jokes.
(4) Sheena loves strong guys. Get her to feel your muscles, and then demonstrate your strength by grabbing the nearest biker and lifting him up into the air. The resulting punch-up and subsequent broken jawbone will prove to her beyond any doubt that you are a real man.
(5) Show that you care by asking her several times throughout the evening, "What was your name again?"
(6) Shenna loves to hear tales of heroism. Seduce her by telling her, in elaborate detail, how you bravely fought against the odds to change a lightbulb in your apartment and very nearly sprained an elbow.
(7) Intimacy is important for Sheena. Tell her personal things that only your close friends know, such as how many previous girlfriends you have had, their names, ages, how many days each relationship lasted, how sorry you feel for yourself, how hard it was for you to break up with your last girlfriend, and how you still occasionally write to her anonymously using your own blood as ink.
(8) Absolutely the best way of getting a woman's attention is the trusty cat whistle. Alternatively, phrases such as "Corr, blimey", and "Phwwoooaaarrrr!!" are known to work wonders, and many women's eyes will roll with lust when they hear this.
(9) Sheena needs to feel that you are listening to them, so the best thing to do when she is telling you something important is to concentrate on how desperate you are to visit the men's room. This will at once induce a solemn expression on your face. Most importantly, remember that once you hear silence, you must immediately fill it with the phrase, "Yeah, I understand how you feel."
(10) Above all, Sheena needs to feel a genuine connection with you. She needs reassurance that you are not simply some drunken guy who, after 10 beers, is only interested in one thing. Therefore, studiously - and I mean STUDIOUSLY - avoid using the word "sex" (or any derivative) within the first 10 minutes of your conversation.
If you carefully follow this guide, not only will you be able to drink as much as you want, you'll be an instant success with Sheena as well!
Best. Post. Ever...
I would like to let you know that you have successfully made me look like an idiot at work...I couldn't control my laughter
03-12-2012, 05:25 PM
#44
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If you'll have this newbie - I'm in. Have to work Friday but can meet on Saturday for the 2nd leg and later. Will do a hit and run back to San Antonio, TX later in the evening.
03-13-2012, 09:08 AM
#46
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I'd encourage you to stay at least Saturday night if you can.
Either way, we look forward to having you out there.
03-13-2012, 12:11 PM
#49
Damn... Ryan accomplished it too. Damn that **** was gonna be funny. Ryan... If you read this bro you need to make the trip down again.
Don't worry Shady. It's not unusual for the crew to go to the Strip so you can get some ***** in your face. Just make sure she doesn't cut you on the forehead with her nipple ring (lol).
Don't worry Shady. It's not unusual for the crew to go to the Strip so you can get some ***** in your face. Just make sure she doesn't cut you on the forehead with her nipple ring (lol).
03-13-2012, 12:40 PM
#50
Damn... Ryan accomplished it too. Damn that **** was gonna be funny. Ryan... If you read this bro you need to make the trip down again.
Don't worry Shady. It's not unusual for the crew to go to the Strip so you can get some ***** in your face. Just make sure she doesn't cut you on the forehead with her nipple ring (lol).
Don't worry Shady. It's not unusual for the crew to go to the Strip so you can get some ***** in your face. Just make sure she doesn't cut you on the forehead with her nipple ring (lol).
I don't go to strip clubs unless I'm with women (true story). Here's why...
I have the internet I can look at boobies for free . I still cant touch them but at least I can make sure they are my type.