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Old Dec 25, 2009 | 02:04 AM
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news on the rotary riots

Hiroshima, Japan -- Angry protesters continue to clash with riot police, in a day filled with tear gas, bean bag rounds, and gasoline soaked rags. A few streets away from the violence, United Rotary Alliance members peacefully hold their signs and chant "No rotor, no motor!" for hours at a time.

The URA was formed in definace of Mazda's new and controversial rotary-hybrid engine, named "16X." Its members claim the new rx7 failed to live up to proud legacy standards, and cite the numerous dyno numbers posted at 16xclub.com, an internet bbs well known as a hideout for dominatrix fetish and organized crime.

"80 horsepower on the dyno is what we're getting. Even accounting for 30 percent drivetrain losses, that's still far short of the 150 horsepower being advertised."

Passing by the demonstration, a Mazda executive remarked "In order to meet our fuel economy and performance standards, new hybrid technologies needed to be developed and incorporated into the design. We met our goals by first dropping one of the rotors to reduce the weight. Next we created the rotary-piston hybrid engine. It is basically a three cylinder reciprocating engine, but the rotary styling cues emblazoned on the engine cover give it the unique "rotary-ness", if you will. And, as a bonus, you get 41 mpg highway."

"If the URA is concerned about horsepower numbers, perhaps they should all take a look at our new Mazdaspeed3 Supercharged. It's quite a beast."

URA members have little choice but to wait for the arrival of the "R3" edition sometime early next fall. Currently, it is rumored to include a "track" suspension tuning, new interior leather scheme, and neon LED rotary styling cues.

-Soujiro Matsuta, Rotary Sciences Journal

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Old Dec 25, 2009 | 03:36 AM
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80 HP???I would be upset also if this number is correct for the 16x.
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 03:49 AM
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is this a joke?
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 05:46 AM
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if it is a 80 hp car im going a different route ,damn
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 05:58 AM
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What that's wack!
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 06:26 AM
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Wow you guys believe anything you read...
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 10:18 AM
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Hilarious.
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 10:31 AM
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Yeah, you guys fail, you really think the Japanese would riot over a car?
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 01:02 PM
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lol you can so tell this is fake.. i thought it was some company or something like that.
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 01:03 PM
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lol that made my day
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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thank you user24.
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 02:33 PM
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Damn you got me, it isn't even April yet.
Old Dec 26, 2009 | 01:10 AM
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Yeah, you guys fail, you really think the Japanese would riot over a car?
Yeah why not?
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 02:56 PM
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Anybody who even believed that need to get their heads out of their asses, me thinks.

Next we created the rotary-piston hybrid engine. It is basically a three cylinder reciprocating engine, but the rotary styling cues emblazoned on the engine cover give it the unique "rotary-ness", if you will. And, as a bonus, you get 41 mpg highway.
I mean, come on.
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 03:19 PM
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That was quite out there.
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 04:55 PM
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hahaha made me lauph
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 06:43 PM
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"posted at 16xclub.com, an internet bbs well known as a hideout for dominatrix fetish and organized crime."

Haha! Yea...ok. There is no 16xclub.com

and..."Mazdaspeed3 Supercharged. It's quite a beast" Since when?!
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 06:44 PM
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....yet
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 06:52 PM
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I'm asking my friend in Japan right now about this info.
Old Jan 5, 2010 | 09:33 PM
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Yeah its not April yet.
Old Jan 9, 2010 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by altspace
"posted at 16xclub.com, an internet bbs well known as a hideout for dominatrix fetish and organized crime."

Haha! Yea...ok. There is no 16xclub.com

and..."Mazdaspeed3 Supercharged. It's quite a beast" Since when?!


You don't think we just allow anyone to view our site, do you?
Old Jan 11, 2010 | 06:48 AM
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^Lol!

Here's what my friend from Mazda Japan said, "Must be someones idea of a really lame joke...Despite the fact I haven't heard anything, it's filled with misinformation up the WAZOO!"
Old Jan 11, 2010 | 09:45 AM
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Wow, you guys are really starting to scare me. Not the OP, but all the people that thought it was real. "I bet you think strippers like you, too."
Old Jan 11, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Rootski
Wow, you guys are really starting to scare me. Not the OP, but all the people that thought it was real. "I bet you think strippers like you, too."
I only assume that strippers like me once they break down into tears while giving me a lap dance.
 
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