Rice galore...
Wait, so I was seriously thinking about getting one of those. I mean think about all the times my car is going 140 mph and my spoiler in it's *fixed* position can't improve its performance. Right after I pound my 4th shot of Nos I can throw my spoiler up. Normally the people in my backseat don't like it when my car lands from taking sweet jumps. Of course the jumping happens in slow motion with Black Betty by Spiderbait playing in the background. Damn those slow motion jumps. Honestly though, someone had to pitch this idea to some corporation. To successfully pitch a product you have to be excited about it, which means the number of excited people looking into this product equals roughly the amount of Honda tuners + original salesperson. I'll be damned.
Originally Posted by marvin_rock
Wait, so I was seriously thinking about getting one of those. I mean think about all the times my car is going 140 mph and my spoiler in it's *fixed* position can't improve its performance. Right after I pound my 4th shot of Nos I can throw my spoiler up. Normally the people in my backseat don't like it when my car lands from taking sweet jumps. Of course the jumping happens in slow motion with Black Betty by Spiderbait playing in the background. Damn those slow motion jumps. Honestly though, someone had to pitch this idea to some corporation. To successfully pitch a product you have to be excited about it, which means the number of excited people looking into this product equals roughly the amount of Honda tuners + original salesperson. I'll be damned.
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"canards" Is that like a mix with Retart and canadians?
Originally Posted by zoom44
a motorized spoiler could be usefull for braking, not one like this that adjusts hight, but one that adjusts the angle of the wing/spoiler so that when the brake is applied the angle of the spoiler is adjusted to cause more drag, I believe the million dollar bughatti veyeron has this ability, but at what speeds would it be affective, the bughatti uses it to slow down from 250
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Originally Posted by gr8rx
a motorized spoiler could be usefull for braking, not one like this that adjusts hight, but one that adjusts the angle of the wing/spoiler so that when the brake is applied the angle of the spoiler is adjusted to cause more drag, I believe the million dollar bughatti veyeron has this ability, but at what speeds would it be affective, the bughatti uses it to slow down from 250 

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