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Old 04-12-2010, 05:09 PM
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Close call Cobb Access Port

I get my Cobb AP and upload the MazdaManiac Federal map and send off the logs and I'm anxiously awaiting my final map. So I get home late Friday night and find my back door open and the cat's out. I find the cat and go in and my house is kinda messed up (hard to tell with my house) and I blame the cat which is crazy anyway. The thought of burglary briefly crosses my mind but a quick check of the computer, tv, stereo, tivo, VCR, $200 of quarters in the closet, triathlon bike, scuba gear, a garage full of tools, and a couple of old hunting rifles suggest that everything is in order. I give angry stares to the cat which looks suspiciously guilty.

Then I saw the Cobb Access Port box on the floor. The cat has a fondness for electronics. The box is empty. The foam packing and Access Port are nowhere to be found. The cat looks guilty. I'm tired and go to bed. The cat sleeps elsewhere. The next morning I check outside and there in the bushes is the foam packing and 3 feet away the Cobb Access Port. Thank goodness it didn't rain. The cat gets no breakfast. That's when I see the missing drawer to my fathers antique vanity where I keep personal trinkets and jewelry and stuff. I also notice my 2 dental appliances are missing. The cat gets breakfast and a good backrub. The police get a phone call about a really weird burglar.

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Holy crap!
That is crazy! lol

What kind of burglar steals a retainer and leaves an AccessPORT?
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Wow that's crazy man I think ur cat saved the day on this one

where's one of those pix of a crazy lookin cat when u need one
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Weird. Sounds like he was interrupted. The cat needs a German Shepard companion.
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Maybe the cat chased him off...
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lol !

wtf ?

u should give your cat breakfast everyday now.
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cat v. cat burgler!
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Originally Posted by Mr.We$t
Wow that's crazy man I think ur cat saved the day on this one

where's one of those pix of a crazy lookin cat when u need one
Originally Posted by ShellDude
Maybe the cat chased him off...
Old 04-12-2010, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 9krpmrx8
Weird. Sounds like he was interrupted. The cat needs a German Shepard companion.
Why when he has an Attack Cat. If anything he needs a nice little dog that is scared and barks like hell when something is wrong.
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Originally Posted by pdxhak
I want this cat, if he wants to play with my Access Port I think I would let him, I would even get him his own
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I want these cats!

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sounds like the cat saw what was going on.... knew what was important and went to hide it

YAY CAT!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by MazdaManiac
Holy crap!
That is crazy! lol

What kind of burglar steals a retainer and leaves an AccessPORT?
What kind of a burglar steals a beer (which he later abandoned) and leaves car keys and electronics??
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Originally Posted by pdxhak

hahahaha haha rotfl dead on!
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Originally Posted by Flashwing
What kind of a burglar steals a beer (which he later abandoned) and leaves car keys and electronics??
Good point.
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