dancing mice and smileys offend me

 

You'll adjust....

 

 

Is that really Jesus looked like? I thought he looked more like Ted Nugent.

 

I think he looked more like Jim Morrison than Ted Nugent.

 

 

yeah mice suck but hamsters are A-OK...

 

That's funny. I was gonna start selling some "Create Your Own Apparition" stencils on eBay. It would come with 4 different sized stencils, of Jesus, Virgin Mary and Sister Teresa. Included you'll receive two spray bottles for spraying sugar water or oil, to give you a wide option of materials you could spray on. The sugar water would mold and the oil would stain.

Tater chip size, all the way up to wall-under-a-bridge size. This would allow people to make tens-of thousands of dollars on eBay and I was only charging $500 for the Razpewton Apparition Kit.

My wife said it was blasphemous.....I said it was e-commerce.

 

You guys are creative

Check this out

http://media.putfile.com/WetlookWasserbett

 

 

I think I just peed my pants...LMFAO.....

 

http://www.bettybowers.com/bitchsouffle.html

 

Is your real name Richard Gere? Oh wait... That was a gerbil..

 

That is not the first time i have heard that.. i remember back in the day growing up someone had said the same thing.. that he looked like Ted Nugent