^^ lol, we arnt expecting snow here for another few weeks I hate the winter so much and the coldest it gets here is about 20

 

WOW! now thats a winter...here in socal i havent seen one drop of snow in my life...

 

OMG you have that much snow already!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I don't want snow.... Doze here I come to earthquake ville...

 

yeah down here all they use is salt, unless we run out like we did last year then its sand...but you can totally tell a car thats driven in the winter...the salt literally eats the car up

 

WHOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo you guys know what that means for me!!!?

 

You lucky bastard. All the time we're eating whale blubber, Going out dog sledding, and defending ourselves from polar bear attacks. A dingo ate your baby...try a polar bear smashed my igloo, killed my mother and raped my father. And don't even get me started on going to work. -40, up hill both ways, Have to carry my dead horse. It died on the way after being attacked my cyotes, and now its gonna feed us for a month. Whale blubber and horse meat, the neighbors are gonna be jealous. Most of us don't even have tongue and more...too many flag poles and too many dares. Ah well. At least you can understand my typing for the most part.

 

Man I wish I could have one winter with snow.. Sometimes it snows maybe an inch or two.. but if you dont play in it early in the morning by noon its all gone. Its usually in jan or feb before we even see below freezing temps. then by march its already warm again lol

 

This is what I have to deal with basically every morning.