"Whats that thing redline at?"

"9000 rpm"

"Wow...is that in all gears?"

 

I usually get.... "No wonder my insurance premiums keep going up since you have to pay for that new car" I usually say, "yep I raise them myself anytime I need to buy something"

 

This isn't about an 8, but funny none the less.

My dad has an ancient lotus super 7 which he drives rarely. One lady asked him if it was one of those motorcycles with 4 wheels.

I dont know about you, but where I come from we call that a car

 

"Is that an Eclipse?"

 

"How many miles per hour is it?" hahhaa as much as a I want...

Oh and uhh...
"Is the car quick?" hmm pretty quick "how quick?" pretty damn quick

I can't forget
"I heard that car (my 8) was slow... why don't you fix up your civic?"

 

Gasoline Jackass!! :D

 

My girlfriend tells me, "you look like a little sperm, sitting in that ***** car of yours." :D

 

stupidest question i got is or comment is... woah its a rotary?! you must get GREAT GAS MILEAGE!!! 30 mpg? 35?

me: 15... 18 highway

them: .... woah

 

stupid guy: Is it true the rotary only lasts 20,000 miles?
me: no

 

A variation on the "how many cylinders" question:

When filling out the paperwork to take delivery of my 8, the accountant girl at the dealership was filling out the DMV registration application. When she got to the "No. Cyl." block, she stopped and looked at me. Not a problem, she's just an accountant, but I tell her to ask the sales manager who sold me the car. He tells her "It's a 6" ....

 

" That thing got a Hemi?"

 

"A girl friend and I saw a car like yours yesterday, and she said she wanted to have sex with it"

 

I wonder if your girl has seen my ***** car? Ask if she's seen asian sperm driving around in a titanium *****.

 

I LOVE that sound! You can also get it tooling around in 1st around 12-16 mph.

-Oh! it's like a Saturn (referring to the "freestyle doors")
-The rotary, that's one of those hybrids, right?
-Aforementioned cylinder count question

 

My favorite one was from my ex-gf:

She: So you need such a car to get a date these days?
Me: Yeah, years ago I got you without such a car and we both know how that one turned out.

 

At stoplight, attractive young woman ....
"I've been following you for a couple of blocks, I just had to ask, What does your license plate mean?" It's the model of the car. Blank look: "Really, which one?" The one I'm driving. :p :p
No, she wasn't blond.

 

:D

 

a group of mechanical engeneers "so where's the engine"
same group "lets go see if we can figure out how it works"
"that thing looks like a rocket ship" sure is, on my way to the moon
"is that front wheel drive" you think I would drive it if it was?
"I bet that thing can fly" yep, convirted it to hover last thursday
"how fast have you been" 145

ricers at work "I bet my car is faster" how much you want to bet?

best comments so far
outside a gas station "that thing is art"
driving at 85 I jerk the wheel to change lanes my friend "I think I have a little brown spot in my underwear now"

 

Don'cha love it! If I detour just 3 miles on my way home from the grocery I can hit a little S-curve on a side street. All the Tauruses, SUV's and mini-boxes poke through it at about 20mph. If I'm lucky with traffic I can zip through it at 40 with a quick right-left-right. The center of the 8 never leaves the centerline of my lane by as much as a mm. Then I hit an uphill left hand sweeper at 45-50. In the Cherokee I had to hold on at 25.

I do that detour alot. Anyone need a gallon of milk? :D

 

LOL... this girl told me something like that yesterday. "Wow... just looking at that car just makes me want to have sex!" ... I love this car. LOL

 

We need more ladies like you, and the other two in the first page, out East. I live in New York and New Jersey and I still haven't seen one lady driving an 8 yet. A lot in Z's and G35 Coupes... but no 8's.

 

Going home from work the other day i passed an attractive blonde driving a red rx8. She was sitting at the light, and i drove pasther going the opposite way. When she saw another 8 coming she got all excited and started waving at me. I waved back. I keep telling myself it was me she was waving at and not the car :o

 

She probably thought the Eight meant 8 inches, lol... gotta watch out for those prowling women!

 

She has. Me.

 

So , I could pretend to be you and she'd never notice!