RX8= Sex
i pwn therefore i am
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From: Delaware, USA
Originally Posted by minicindy
You guys are pathetic!!
Here lays a beautiful/ succulent 5'7" Woman in lust with the automobile. (no I'm not ugly, just divorced from the bastard attorney I married in 1995.
Those inquisitive girls are out there (free spirits). . .unfortunately y'all men just married. I'd love to see you suffer (in bed).
Hell, no real sex for tonight!!
Here lays a beautiful/ succulent 5'7" Woman in lust with the automobile. (no I'm not ugly, just divorced from the bastard attorney I married in 1995.
Those inquisitive girls are out there (free spirits). . .unfortunately y'all men just married. I'd love to see you suffer (in bed).
Hell, no real sex for tonight!!
.:. causing mischief
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From: EVOLV-Chicago
Originally Posted by minicindy
You guys are pathetic!!
Here lays a beautiful/ succulent 5'7" Woman in lust with the automobile. (no I'm not ugly, just divorced from the bastard attorney I married in 1995.
Those inquisitive girls are out there (free spirits). . .unfortunately y'all men just married. I'd love to see you suffer (in bed).
Hell, no real sex for tonight!!
Here lays a beautiful/ succulent 5'7" Woman in lust with the automobile. (no I'm not ugly, just divorced from the bastard attorney I married in 1995.
Those inquisitive girls are out there (free spirits). . .unfortunately y'all men just married. I'd love to see you suffer (in bed).
Hell, no real sex for tonight!!
I find it hilarious to describe oneself as "succulent." At least you love the car.
Mon May 29 2006
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From: Richmond Hill, Ontario
Originally Posted by dasaints1967
Ive had my car for about three years now, and the ONLY attention it seems to have garnered from the opposite sex was when this little old lady pulls along side of me and gives my a "thumbs up" sign. So I guess if anything, i'd be getting some Prune-tang 
LMAO Just remember to get some K-Y or Vaseline LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's so wrong.....yet, strangely hilarious.
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Originally Posted by BunnyGirl
I wish I could get laid. 
Shipping and applical taxes are not included.
Wut da F Y'all lookin' @!
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From: Germany
Ha...wha...who's succulent? 
Okay...ahem...back to the question! I've had a friend with me at one point when women were checking out the car! My friend at the point said the car was a *meow* magnet!
At another point in time (and I don't know if this was the car but I assume it was) I was driving home at about 10 or 11 at night and a PT Cruiser driven by some blonde chick pulls next to me and paces me! I look over and this girl gave me the universal sign for oral...ahem...lovin'! Unfortunately a few seconds later she also gave the universal sign for do you do coke too!
Okay...ahem...back to the question! I've had a friend with me at one point when women were checking out the car! My friend at the point said the car was a *meow* magnet!
At another point in time (and I don't know if this was the car but I assume it was) I was driving home at about 10 or 11 at night and a PT Cruiser driven by some blonde chick pulls next to me and paces me! I look over and this girl gave me the universal sign for oral...ahem...lovin'! Unfortunately a few seconds later she also gave the universal sign for do you do coke too!
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From: North Carolina
Originally Posted by BunnyGirl
I wish I could get laid.
I can't believe the horny toads on this thread didn't jump all over that one! The guy who has an orgasm when he hits the gas probably exploded and blew his sunroof off.
Stuck in a love triangle
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From: Miami, FL
If RX8 = Sex, then how come Jerky8 = Jerking 8 right now on a Saturday night? 
A nice car alone isn't going to get you any, but I'd be lying if I told you the 8 has never helped seal the deal.
A nice car alone isn't going to get you any, but I'd be lying if I told you the 8 has never helped seal the deal.
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Originally Posted by JeRKy 8 Owner
If RX8 = Sex, then how come Jerky8 = Jerking 8 right now on a Saturday night?
A nice car alone isn't going to get you any, but I'd be lying if I told you the 8 has never helped seal the deal.
A nice car alone isn't going to get you any, but I'd be lying if I told you the 8 has never helped seal the deal.
Thats what I am talking about! The Assist by the 8. NICE!
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