Me vs. and old girlfriend...
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Me vs. an old girlfriend...
So, A few weeks ago I was cruising down the main stretch of road in my town, I see a red sporty looking mitsubishi eclipse (2005 model) in the right lane, in front of the stop light, so being the show-off bastard I am, I turn into the left lane so that they can get a nice clear view of my new car. Halfway to getting up to the car, I notice the plates, vanity style, and know exactly who it is, my ex girlfriend.( I hate her stupid vanity plates, her f*#king name is too long for it, so she removed some letters and it doesn't even make sense) Regardless, now I am faced with a dilemma; Pull up and have to see her, but get to show her how much cooler my car is, or not pull up and see her, but I don't get to gloat. I decide to go with the former. So I pull up, she looks over and her jaw drops. She rolls down her window, so I oblige. After a fake crappy "how's it been" talk, she comments on how nice my new car looks, I say thank you, and leave it at that, she then goes on to say "I'll bet mine is faster." Before I could retort, the light turns green and she makes a right turn.
So, to end a long story that I am almost positive no one will read or care about, I never wanted to race someone so badly in all my life. I'm positive I could have wiped that grin off of her face...
So, to end a long story that I am almost positive no one will read or care about, I never wanted to race someone so badly in all my life. I'm positive I could have wiped that grin off of her face...
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Well, in this case--- I endorse racing her a$$-- I cant stand that Eclipse. Was hers a 4 cylinder or 6? You would have probably taken her anyway--assuming your the better driver.
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I still live and work in the same town that I did when I went to HS. I came back shortly after college because I had a job offer here and I soon bought my 8. I see people all the time that are shocked when they see me driving it. It's great!
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Speaking of being tempted to race, I was dropping my son off to pick up his car from the shop, and I pulled out onto a four-lane divided hwy w/ stop lights on it, and this kid in a Civic w/ a fart can and oversized wheels (maybe 20"?) pulls along side me and starts revving his engine... I'm thinking, "WTF, dude - it's rush hour, there's a ton of traffic, and there's less than 1/8 mi between lights..." At the stop light, he stops next to me (about two empty car lengths in front of him) and continues to rev. I ignored it.
But, it was nice to see him taking an interest in my car! <G>
But, it was nice to see him taking an interest in my car! <G>
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Originally Posted by KeithL
Speaking of being tempted to race, I was dropping my son off to pick up his car from the shop, and I pulled out onto a four-lane divided hwy w/ stop lights on it, and this kid in a Civic w/ a fart can and oversized wheels (maybe 20"?) pulls along side me and starts revving his engine... I'm thinking, "WTF, dude - it's rush hour, there's a ton of traffic, and there's less than 1/8 mi between lights..." At the stop light, he stops next to me (about two empty car lengths in front of him) and continues to rev. I ignored it.
But, it was nice to see him taking an interest in my car! <G>
But, it was nice to see him taking an interest in my car! <G>
I hate the guys in these modded cars zooming through rushour traffic.
Lane change here, no signal, going at least 85+ when all the others are going 65. I just don't understand it.
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Originally Posted by PhotoMunkey
I vote for racing her for HER ***! LOL That would give new meaning to the show "Pinks"! :D
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I vote for racing her for HER ***! LOL That would give new meaning to the show "Pinks"! :D
that made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by prescriptionmazda
Haha, so you had cars in front of you and he was trying to get you to race? what a dumbass.
I hate the guys in these modded cars zooming through rushour traffic.
Lane change here, no signal, going at least 85+ when all the others are going 65. I just don't understand it.
I hate the guys in these modded cars zooming through rushour traffic.
Lane change here, no signal, going at least 85+ when all the others are going 65. I just don't understand it.
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Originally Posted by vapourit
You can't take her in a straight line, the rx8 is slower then the hybird civic and Toyato Echo's.
Take her to the TWISTIES!!!!!!
Take her to the TWISTIES!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by PhotoMunkey
I vote for racing her for HER ***! LOL That would give new meaning to the show "Pinks"! :D
Does that mean on the off chance she beat you she would get your "pink" i.e. ***?
Wouldnt be fun im sure because she'd find the biggest baddest ***** on this side of the planet.