Having Sex in the Eight: How do you do it? - Page 5

Mar 8, 2012 | 06:40 PM

#101

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Originally Posted by SubliminalPollution

Sounds like you have it all planned out, you know everything minus the kicking him out part.

DIY thread on how to successfully kick a guy out of your car after you've used his weeny? Lolz.

I'll be sure to take pics

Mar 8, 2012 | 06:42 PM

#102

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Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7

My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off.....Unfortunately, I have a feeling the "kicking out" part won't be as simple as it sounds...

Looks pretty funny when I picture it though :/

tell him that your herpes might be flaring up because your crotch is beginning to itch...

...he'll pretty much kick himself out at that point.

It's what a winner would do

Mar 8, 2012 | 06:45 PM

#103

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Atilla

tell him that your herpes might be flaring up because your crotch is beginning to itch...

...he'll pretty much kick himself out at that point.

It's what a winner would do

If I was a girl I'd just say... "oh... wait... Yes I can feel it! we are having a girl".

I would bail so effing fast if I was a a dude who heard that.

Mar 8, 2012 | 06:49 PM

#104

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Originally Posted by shadycrew31

If I was a girl I'd just say... "oh... wait... Yes I can feel it! we are having a girl".

I would bail so effing fast if I was a a dude who heard that.

That's not a bad idea actually...

Mar 8, 2012 | 06:54 PM

#105

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Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7

That's not a bad idea actually...

Yea I mean... just the fact that she'd say that would freak me out enough. If there was any truth to it and she went all species on my ***, ohh lawddy!

Mar 8, 2012 | 07:05 PM

#106

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Originally Posted by nycgps

I laughed, I admit.

WIN !

no seriously, We should let Mazda know about this "issue", they should fired everybody at the engineering department, cuz they made the 8 so difficult to do something so natural.

Maybe we're supposed to incorporate the rear suicide doors in some way?

Mar 8, 2012 | 07:18 PM

#107

SubliminalPollution

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Atilla

tell him that your herpes might be flaring up because your crotch is beginning to itch...

...he'll pretty much kick himself out at that point.

It's what a winner would do

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadycrew31

If I was a girl I'd just say... "oh... wait... Yes I can feel it! we are having a girl".

I would bail so effing fast if I was a a dude who heard that.

Hahahaha!

..also you could always say "Baby now that we were intimate I say we get married." I'd Roadrunner my *** out of there, just like in the damn cartoons.

Mar 8, 2012 | 07:26 PM

#108

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come on people, we need to let Mazda know about this "issue"

"Hard to have sex in the cabin"

now everybody email Mazda corporate, tell them about the problem, let's see if they can come up with some modified/updated part that can resolve this "issue"

Mar 8, 2012 | 09:42 PM

#109

monchie

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It's pretty tight, but we did it (front passenger seat)...i forgot how many times already.

Mar 9, 2012 | 05:20 AM

#110

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7

My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off

happy to oblige

I don't mind walking home

Mar 9, 2012 | 05:39 AM

#111

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I have a pic of slvr that you can clearly see the stupid in his face. You can judge the hotness for yourself. Want me to post it slvr?

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:04 AM

#112

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aw man not again

but I'm sure everyone will love my choice of food and drink

you better be glad youre not going to DGRR this year fuz...payback is killer man

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by fuztupnz

I have a pic of slvr that you can clearly see the stupid in his face. You can judge the hotness for yourself. Want me to post it slvr?

Hahaha...I have to see this pic...

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:34 AM

#114

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well I might as well post it before he does...see if it shows up

I was quite...hungover lol
hence the coke zero and cookie dough ice cream

thought process = hey I recognize that blur - I think thats Kevin??? - wait hes got a camera - he took my picture - DAMN!!! - oh well ive got ice cream

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:37 AM

#115

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Originally Posted by slvrstreak

well I might as well post it before he does...see if it shows up

I was quite...hungover lol
hence the coke zero and cookie dough ice cream

thought process = hey I recognize that blur - I think thats Kevin??? - wait hes got a camera - he took my picture - DAMN!!! - oh well ive got ice cream

Haha!...This pic is awesome...I saved it in case I need it for blackmail in the future...

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:38 AM

#116

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I'm sure you did

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:43 AM

#117

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Originally Posted by slvrstreak

I'm sure you did

Oh...I did...

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:45 AM

#118

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Mr. Shady has some pretty embarassing pics floating around out there too...just saying...

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:47 AM

#119

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I'm willing to make a trade for those pics.

Mar 9, 2012 | 06:50 AM

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Ita I don't mind walking home either

Mar 9, 2012 | 07:03 AM

#121

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have pictures...willing to trade

Mar 9, 2012 | 07:03 AM

#122

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Originally Posted by 200.mph

Ita I don't mind walking home either

The walk of shame for men...I like it...

Mar 9, 2012 | 07:13 AM

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well played slvr

Mar 9, 2012 | 07:59 AM

#124

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Originally Posted by slvrstreak

have pictures...willing to trade

If I can get forum members to post embarrassing (preferably alcohol related) pics of other members, I'll make a post in the boob thread...

Mar 9, 2012 | 08:01 AM

#125

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how many members are we talking?
and what kind of post in the boob thread?

as stated I already found a few of shady