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Having Sex in the Eight: How do you do it?

Old 03-08-2012, 05:00 PM
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California...the car sex state

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Originally Posted by shadycrew31
All i have to say is its a shame your engine passed the compression test.

It'll fail eventually...
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Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7
It'll fail eventually...
Thats the spirit!
Old 03-08-2012, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by shadycrew31
All i have to say is its a shame your engine passed the compression test.



Yea man... But everything else sucks! That said the only state I've had car sex in is Cali...
What sucks?

Same here, Cali makes you do things.
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Originally Posted by SubliminalPollution
What sucks?

Same here, Cali makes you do things.
Taxes
Parking tickets
Traffic cameras everywhere
D-bags in priuses
D-bags in BMW's
D-bags in general
More taxes
High utility costs
Shitty state management
No middle class
Crappy people
Smog
Traffic
Dirty beaches
Cold ocean water
More traffic
Too many people
More smog
Lack of trees, nature etc.
Everyone is fake
Making less than 50 a year is next to being homeless
Super strict smog restrictions
**** tons of homeless people
CHP
Rich Hipsters


I could go on but I'm busy at work.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by shadycrew31
Taxes
Parking tickets
Traffic cameras everywhere
D-bags in priuses
D-bags in BMW's
D-bags in general
More taxes
High utility costs
Shitty state management
No middle class
Crappy people
Smog
Traffic
Dirty beaches
Cold ocean water
More traffic
Too many people
More smog
Lack of trees, nature etc.
Everyone is fake
Making less than 50 a year is next to being homeless
Super strict smog restrictions
**** tons of homeless people
CHP
Rich Hipsters


I could go on but I'm busy at work.
Lol, no it's really okay. I just thought you meant the weather as a subject changer sucked.


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True story.
Old 03-08-2012, 05:46 PM
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I liked the sex talk better...
Old 03-08-2012, 05:51 PM
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Agreed.
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So...anybody try out my method of carsex yet??
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Originally Posted by Atilla
So...anybody try out my method of carsex yet??

Negative
Old 03-08-2012, 06:08 PM
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...how about now?
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Originally Posted by Atilla
...how about now?
Success...
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I attempted it once. I am 6"1 180 lbs. Broke some clip thingy which allows the center console to slide with ease. Wraped it up immediately. I was pretty mad. My poor 8
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^for the record

my instructions state not to sit on the sliding part of the center console.


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I didnt. She put her whole weight right on it when she moved from the passenger seat to my driver seat. grrrr >=/
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I didnt. She put her whole weight right on it when she moved from the passenger seat to my driver seat. grrrr >=/
Did you push her out and drive away?...I would have......
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pushed her out, took her home, and drove away like a maniac. Hearing redline beeps all the way home. Took my anger away lol.
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Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7
Did you push her out and drive away?...I would have......
LOL!!!

I'm just waiting to get my car back then I'll experiment...
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its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" I think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is NSFW.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 Previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.
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Originally Posted by SubliminalPollution
LOL!!!

I'm just waiting to get my car back then I'll experiment...
My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off.....Unfortunately, I have a feeling the "kicking out" part won't be as simple as it sounds...

Looks pretty funny when I picture it though :/
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Originally Posted by shadycrew31
its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" i think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is nsfw.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.
^^ lmfao! This thread is hilarious.

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Old 03-08-2012, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7
My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off.....Unfortunately, I have a feeling the "kicking out" part won't be as simple as it sounds...

Looks pretty funny when I picture it though :/
Sounds like you have it all planned out, you know everything minus the kicking him out part.

DIY thread on how to successfully kick a guy out of your car after you've used his weeny? Lolz.
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Originally Posted by shadycrew31
its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" I think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is NSFW.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 Previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.
I laughed, I admit.

WIN !

no seriously, We should let Mazda know about this "issue", they should fired everybody at the engineering department, cuz they made the 8 so difficult to do something so natural.

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