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Old 08-06-2006, 02:28 AM
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It was the first time I ever drove the RX-8 and I didn't know much about it so I was pullin it off the lot and it was parked about 2 feet from a metal railing and I went to pu it in reverse......little did I know I was really in 6th cuz I forgot to push the shifter down anyway I looked back to see where I thought was heading and the car kinda jerked and went forward so i quickly hit the brakes stoppin the car a foot from the railing haha almost a disaster and it made me feel like a retard but at the same time kinda funny......just wonderin if any of you guys had any funny experiences like that or can I just not drive worth crap?

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i once hit a baby with it, that was hillarious..... nah but seriously it wasnt that funny, your story i mean.
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Punctuation is my friend. So is humor.

Both seem foreign in this instance.
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Originally Posted by Stavesacre21
Punctuation is my friend. So is humor.

Both seem foreign in this instance.
ill have to say 60% of the time people on this forum are pissed off about something going wrong with their cars. im sure punctuation is the last thing i be worried about if something stained my car with blood, i be pissed
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Originally Posted by knight7
im sure punctuation is the last thing i be worried about if something stained my car with blood, i be pissed
Something here or there is one thing, but when you can't decipher half of the story because of it's infinte run-on, it tends to affect the outcome.

and where did the stainded car with blood come in? I'm not following.

This thread rocks.
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the stainded car comes from the baby.
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I've never seen a thread go nowhere so quickly.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by NoTears316
haha
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his history was not funny, i had to throw the baby thing there to make people got WTF?? i mean it wouldve been different if he wouldve said that he was doing some girl/guy in the car and he missed a stroke and his ***** went between the center console and the seat. thats funny cause we all know how hot that can get.
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Originally Posted by Krankor
I've never seen a thread go nowhere so quickly.
hence why i just quit trying...
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I pooped my pants once...
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I went to the woods once and then we walked into a office building to buy some some diapers for my dog which wasn't running right because it leaked apple juice concentrate from the can. Pretty funny.
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this thread fails
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Originally Posted by BlueRenesis82
this thread fails
and which part gave you that impression? It doesn't even deserve to be graded.
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haha you guys are funny
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A seal walks into a club...Now thats comedy!
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lol!
this thread rules because of it's complex yet subtle humor!
seriously im laughing...out loud (but kinda quiet so my boss doesnt hear me )
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Originally Posted by knight7
his history was not funny, i had to throw the baby thing there to make people got WTF?? i mean it wouldve been different if he wouldve said that he was doing some girl/guy in the car and he missed a stroke and his ***** went between the center console and the seat. thats funny cause we all know how hot that can get.
haha. pure gold
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