funny stories
 

It was the first time I ever drove the RX-8 and I didn't know much about it so I was pullin it off the lot and it was parked about 2 feet from a metal railing and I went to pu it in reverse......little did I know I was really in 6th cuz I forgot to push the shifter down anyway I looked back to see where I thought was heading and the car kinda jerked and went forward so i quickly hit the brakes stoppin the car a foot from the railing haha almost a disaster and it made me feel like a retard but at the same time kinda funny......just wonderin if any of you guys had any funny experiences like that or can I just not drive worth crap?

i once hit a baby with it, that was hillarious..... nah but seriously it wasnt that funny, your story i mean.

Punctuation is my friend. So is humor.

Both seem foreign in this instance. :squint:

ill have to say 60% of the time people on this forum are pissed off about something going wrong with their cars. im sure punctuation is the last thing i be worried about if something stained my car with blood, i be pissed :mad:

Something here or there is one thing, but when you can't decipher half of the story because of it's infinte run-on, it tends to affect the outcome.

and where did the stainded car with blood come in? I'm not following. :Eyecrazy:

This thread rocks.

the stainded car comes from the baby.

I've never seen a thread go nowhere so quickly.

brakes... not breaks.

haha

his history was not funny, i had to throw the baby thing there to make people got WTF?? i mean it wouldve been different if he wouldve said that he was doing some girl/guy in the car and he missed a stroke and his penis went between the center console and the seat. thats funny cause we all know how hot that can get.

hence why i just quit trying...

sigh

I pooped my pants once...

I went to the woods once and then we walked into a office building to buy some some diapers for my dog which wasn't running right because it leaked apple juice concentrate from the can. Pretty funny.

this thread fails

and which part gave you that impression? It doesn't even deserve to be graded.

haha you guys are funny

A seal walks into a club...Now thats comedy!

lol!
this thread rules because of it's complex yet subtle humor!
seriously im laughing...out loud (but kinda quiet so my boss doesnt hear me :sweatdrop )

haha. pure gold