What was the last thing that went through that birds mind?

You would be correct to answer "his tail feathers"

 

I usually dont look at the speedometer cuz I just have the feeling of how fast Im going.

but my gf for some reason can tell how fast Im going as hell !!!!! without looking !

Argh ...


*poor little bird ... R.I.P.* ... but seriously, I dont care. LOL !

 

my wife always gives me the "are you trying to kill me" look.

 

Head on collision, I'd agree.... But not in this case...
The front lip on the 8 caught it in mid-section and bent it in half. There was no blood, guts, etc. on the 8 - just a limp, folded-in-half bird body