you'll have to pardon me man... life just took a massive dump on me a few days ago

 

Oh, wut? I r teh sorry :-( *hugs* *bra unstrap*

 

lol you goon

*waggles finger*

 

Waggle...That sounds erotic..

 

no. no, it actually sounds the opposite of erotic.

 

haha ya that word is kinda anti-arousing hahaha

 

Let me use it in a sentence...

I waggled my finger in her lubricated special place...It was awesome....

How can that sound bad?

Don't make me waggle at you!!! - Doesn't work.

 

this is going downhill fast. now im scared to go to a meet lol :P

 

Hahaha, it's ok, Angie won't waggle at you...Much

 

oh boy...


1) that sentance. not erotic. not sexy. kinda repulsive.
2) dude... if THAT scared you off ya might wanna reconsider coming to a meet.... justsayin...
3) oh. i'll waggle. i'll waggle all day.


wait.
****. what did i just say??

 

HAHAHAHAH! Angela, I missed you...My humor bone was dry...Like another bone! OOOOOOOOOOH!

 

i was just playin about it scarin me off. i work at a shop and it gets a lot worse than that lol.
she can waggle all she wants. that red and white tail would be beautiful wagglin in the wind!

 

i think i need a tail now. imma get one!!! lol



also....

































ZOMG GUESS WHAT??????? I FINALLY REACHED 1000!!!!!

 

I'm so proud of you!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG waggle your **** in the wind.

 

congrats, go waggle it out the sunroof!

 

*waggles tail in kermit-flail fashion*


i love that i got to 1k before i meet PDX... i feel that my bet is finally complete... though a tad late.

 

I'm going to get to 1k before I meet him too'z

 

psh. of course.

stealin my thunder.

 

Yeah because when Angie get's thunder her head doesn't stop inflating.

 

well you all have me beat. but thats what i get for waiting so long to get my beautiful 8, just glad i have her now

 

oh pish posh. its not like im stuck on myself or anythiii.....
*sees reflection in window*




*gazes*




*is in love*

 

You know what's funny, is I can see the faces you would make in that situation.

 

lol i bet. my goofy *** makes a lot of faces.
























that sounded... not quite how i wanted

 

its on the internet! now its here forever! atleast until a mod gets to it

 

ehh the mods love me!!

isnt that RIGHT?!?!?! Zoom??? Al??? RIGHT????!!!!! YOU LOVE ME?