I was idly perusing craigslist and autotrader for cheap trucks and stumbled upon this gem: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/965524915.html

These things are utterly amazing. The put the hummer to shame. I... totally want to buy this now.

 

get it!!!

 

They're awesome. Their top speed is like 50mph though. And they have 20 speed gear boxes (I assume it's similar to a bicycle's and not actually 20 gears, cuz there are some with 32). Of I lived closer to the mountains so I could take it out and climb them, I'd totally do it.

 

you can always move right? i'm looking to get closer to the mountains too