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Old 02-21-2005, 10:28 PM
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:28 PM
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but i have just been informed by the person who probably knows me best, that there are many different types of "sober dazy," but only one "drunk dazy." h-o-r-n-y. dammit.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:29 PM
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so just how many guys did you take home from the nascar race to get all those beads? must have been a real busy weekend.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:32 PM
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i just said, none. i was camping so everywhere was home.

there's actually a secret to my drunkeness.
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Good girl when your sober.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:35 PM
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stupidest thing i've ever done drunk was call an ex.. man.. what a stupid *** i was that night..
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true, very good when sober. not so good when not sober.
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that is the worst thing ever!!! getting a drunk call from someone you don't like.
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that is the worst thing ever!!! getting a drunk call from someone you don't like.
So that explains why you hung up on me earlier tonight!
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
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Never done that before
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learn your lesson ajax, don't call me drunk.
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ok, a friend of mine was graduating from a trade school and they were using one of the halls at UTA for the graduation ceremony. Another friend of mine and I showed up with a tripod and a video camera. I told one of the faculty members that we were from the yearbook commitee and was video taping for the school. They let us set up in the balcony. After setting up our tripod and camera, we went back and grabbed the cooler. The cooler just had some diet cokes and ice, two cups, and a bottle of 151. After focusing the camera to were we would get everyone walking down the isle and onto the main stage, we started drinking. Well, one of us ended up bumping the camera so all we got on the tape was the tops of everyone's head as they walked the isle. I was found by the Arlington PD in one of the bathroom stalls passed out while hugging a toilet. my friend told me that the police had him pour out the rest of the 151 and there wasn't even a shot left. Well, they let us put our camera and stuff in the car and then hand cuffed us and took us to the station. I remember telling the cop that it wasn't necessary to handcuff me, because i'm too drunk to run. At the station, i also reminded the cop that they never gave us a field sobriety test or breathalizer. He was more than happy to watch me fail the sobriety test at the station. we were each allowed one phone call. I don't know what numbers i dialed, but I got ahold of Arlington Memorial Hospital. I remember telling the woman that that was my only phone call because I was at the police station and then asked her to transfer me to the graduation ceremony. She hung up. my friend called one of his frat brothers and they came and got us. I got a public intox ticket. that's all and the frat let us sleep it off before letting us drive.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
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damn. your drinking days started early
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:51 PM
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that's just one of my drunk stories with the Arlington PD.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:57 PM
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You can leave it at that if you want...
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learn your lesson ajax, don't call me drunk.
I didnt call you drunk! I was drunk! You were Tiffany. I called you Tiffany!

Jeez!!
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Tiffany has a complex that she thinks everyone thinks she's a drunk.
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No I don't. I knew what you were talking about Ajax. You said you were drunk when you called me, not calling me drunk. That's what I meant at least. Work with me here fellas.
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They couldn't help it they were drunk then.........
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Oh man, we really need to get ourselves into AA. We can't even have simple conversations about drinking because we're all drunk when we're talking! (or heavily medicated)
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Tiffany has a complex that she thinks everyone thinks she's a drunk.
She's not?
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Old 02-22-2005, 08:21 AM
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Not yet. I'll start around 5pm this afternoon.
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Or heavily medicated and drinking....won't do that again.
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Ouch! Was that you last week?
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Yeah....never again....
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