Random Crap - The Off Topic Thread -
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people are physco! this guy at my work (he used to be a bouncer but now hes not bc we arent busy enough to need 3) i call him my pretend boyfriend bc some dude wouldnt leave me alone one night. anyways now like everytime he sees me hes like hi girlfriend and i say whats up pretend boyfriend? well this customer guy is always starring at me and stuff and the other night i went up there and i got drunk and then i left and sobered up and came back and wasnt drinking well he tells the bartender to send me a drink.. i told him thanks but i wasnt drinking anymore that night. anyways my pretend bf (which customer guy thinks pretend bf is my real bf) tells me that customer dude is like in love with me and i was like no hes not hes just being nice bleh bleh bleh.. anyways turns out customer freak starts asking bartenders and other waitresses stuff about me and all and he wrote me a note but threw it in the trash bc he didnt want my pretend bf to kick his booty! im kinda wierded out about this whole situation so i REALLY REALLY need to find a new job!
and freaking people getting pissed off at me bc i dont remember them from middle/ high school! how crappy is that?!?!? i have a bad memory! this dude says i went to middle school with him and i always hung out with his friends or something and he wanted my number so i told him old man joe was my bf (OMJ is a customer at my work) well he still keeps on and i was like no no sorry so anyways it got annoying so i gave him the rejection hotline number and he got really really mad....
oh and you know how i electracuted myself the other night... i dont feel so bad now because my manager shocked the crap outta herself tonight when we were cleaning she blew half of the bar (where the liquor is not the whole bar bar) power or whatever she was pissed and called the owner who is also her husband and he yelled at her she was like i just wanted some sympothey he was like well you called the wrong person. like the sockets dont work anymore i was like i hope i didnt have anything to do with that from the other night.
im drinking a coke right now.
ok im going to go to bed.. i just wanted to get some random stuff off my mind.. you know about people being physco.. goodnight/ morning or whatever
and freaking people getting pissed off at me bc i dont remember them from middle/ high school! how crappy is that?!?!? i have a bad memory! this dude says i went to middle school with him and i always hung out with his friends or something and he wanted my number so i told him old man joe was my bf (OMJ is a customer at my work) well he still keeps on and i was like no no sorry so anyways it got annoying so i gave him the rejection hotline number and he got really really mad....
oh and you know how i electracuted myself the other night... i dont feel so bad now because my manager shocked the crap outta herself tonight when we were cleaning she blew half of the bar (where the liquor is not the whole bar bar) power or whatever she was pissed and called the owner who is also her husband and he yelled at her she was like i just wanted some sympothey he was like well you called the wrong person. like the sockets dont work anymore i was like i hope i didnt have anything to do with that from the other night.
im drinking a coke right now.
ok im going to go to bed.. i just wanted to get some random stuff off my mind.. you know about people being physco.. goodnight/ morning or whatever
Let the Big Dog Eat
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Originally Posted by jenkins-crew
Man the water is awesome, 80 degrees!!!! Time for the pool and lakes, whooo hooo!!!!!!!!
Let the Big Dog Eat
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...i volunteered to go to a wedding reception (spelling) tonight...i dont want to go, i dont know ANYBODY there..but my g'friend is all uptight cuz i dont know any of her friends....not my fault that i work 60+hrs a week, and all they have are 8-5 jobs...am i selfish, i dont think so...but when im tired im tired...and i dont think i shoud hear bitching all the time..ya know
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I don't think you're selfish, but it's tough when your girlfriends don't know your boyfriend. She probably wants you to get to know them so you could all hang out together and it not be weird. I'm sure if you set aside some time to play nice with them, she'd greatly appreciate it. A little goes a long way with girls.
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From: Allen, Texas
I'm Thinking about leaving you all. new contract (employment) has come up. It suck cuase lately (past 3 years) I have moved to 3 different cities, and just when I start to make friends Its time to move. 
this time my choices are san francisco, ca or hong kong, china.
-Scott
this time my choices are san francisco, ca or hong kong, china.-Scott
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From: DFW
ok i have two blonde jokes i just got off another forum im on... the first one is really for DAZY...
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A state trooper pulled pver a lady, who just so happened to be blonde, over for weaving in and out her lane. He went up to her window and asked, "Ma'am why were you going all over the road?"
She replied, "Well there was a tree right in front of me, so I swerved and it was still in front of me so I swerved again to miss it. And it just kept staying right in front of me!"
The trooper reached through the driver side window and pointed to her rear view mirror and said, "Ma'am that's your air freshner."
and the second is very very funny i think! it reminds me of someone explaining something to me.. :D
A blind guy sits down at the bar and proceeds to tell the bartender a blonde joke. Before the guy could finish the joke the bartender says, "Before you keep going I just want to let you know that I'm blonde, and I'm 5'11" and a third degree blackbelt. The blonde lady on your right is even larger than I am and she just got out of prison for 1st degree murder. Not only that, but the blonde lady on your left is bigger than anyone in here and she's an olympic gold metal winner in weightlifting. Now, do you still want to tell the blonde joke?"
The guy says, "No, I don't want to explain it three times."
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A state trooper pulled pver a lady, who just so happened to be blonde, over for weaving in and out her lane. He went up to her window and asked, "Ma'am why were you going all over the road?"
She replied, "Well there was a tree right in front of me, so I swerved and it was still in front of me so I swerved again to miss it. And it just kept staying right in front of me!"
The trooper reached through the driver side window and pointed to her rear view mirror and said, "Ma'am that's your air freshner."
and the second is very very funny i think! it reminds me of someone explaining something to me.. :D
A blind guy sits down at the bar and proceeds to tell the bartender a blonde joke. Before the guy could finish the joke the bartender says, "Before you keep going I just want to let you know that I'm blonde, and I'm 5'11" and a third degree blackbelt. The blonde lady on your right is even larger than I am and she just got out of prison for 1st degree murder. Not only that, but the blonde lady on your left is bigger than anyone in here and she's an olympic gold metal winner in weightlifting. Now, do you still want to tell the blonde joke?"
The guy says, "No, I don't want to explain it three times."
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Racer--Sorry to hear that your contract is up for work. Hopoefully it works out for the best. If you end up leaving DFW, we'll miss you!!
Garland--I'm totally loving that first joke. It reminds me of me too! :D That's what I should have told the insurance company.
And you have GOT to stop talking about TB. I broke down the other day and stopped for nachos--not because I wanted them, but because you guys keep talking about them and you made me want to eat them too!! :D
Garland--I'm totally loving that first joke. It reminds me of me too! :D That's what I should have told the insurance company.
And you have GOT to stop talking about TB. I broke down the other day and stopped for nachos--not because I wanted them, but because you guys keep talking about them and you made me want to eat them too!! :D
Let the Big Dog Eat
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i get tom. off and its goin to be luvlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hope it doesnt rain...
i have ants in my apt...dont know why, i dont leave food out *i dont think*...they sprayed the other day..but hell that just attracted more...i woke up this morning and they waved at me when i left to go to work
i have ants in my apt...dont know why, i dont leave food out *i dont think*...they sprayed the other day..but hell that just attracted more...i woke up this morning and they waved at me when i left to go to work
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One of my roommates may be riding with me, but ALWAZL8 is going solo. Ajax said he was going to go too...... Slim was going to go, but not sure now with the car situation. Coop was thinking about it, but again, the car. Racer was also debating.
