I did nothing inappropriate, I swear!

 

Guilty until proven innocent...

 

WHAT?!?! I have witnesses! It's that damn wall I tell you. I think I hit it with my arm, then hit the bathroom sink with my leg and side. Yes, that's it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

I don't blame you... I have a few of those stories too. J/K. I have to give you a hard time to let you know I haven't completely forgotten you guys. Besides, you did say I was like a case of herpes!

 

I said you were "like" herpes, but I meant it in a good way.

 

The only way that I can imagine that you hurt your leg with the bathroom sink is if someone propped you up there. Nothing like bathroom sex, you get to watch yourself in the mirror while your doing it.

 

WASSSSSSUP Nyt-Owl?!?
Thanks for saying what I was thinking...

 

Nothing much, WHAT'S Up with you? Haven't seen you in a while...

 

Nothing like an obscene "it must be sex related" comment to make your day. :D
No, there was no bathroom sex. Unless Chris and Amber were up to something when they went to "bed"......

 

I'm still around. You really need to come out tomorrow. Let me know if you need a ride or something. I'm in North Richland Hills now.

 

We can give you a ride too N.O. if you want it.

 

Thanks Jenkins... I'm sure he wanted a more reliable source for a ride

 

Just makeing the offer since he is on the way for me

 

Someone needs to wrap me in bubble wrap. I just slid across the kitchen floor while trying to catch my phone before it stopped ringing, only to start to fall but catch myself with the underside of my bruised arm on the skinny metal arm of a bistro chair. Add another bruise to the list.

 

all I got is that popcorn stuff, I could glue it to you! LOL I think Amber rubbed off on you some.

 

I think you're just trying to cover up from Jessie smacking you around.
On another note, I just found out that my grandmother passed away on my mother's side so I won't be in the mood to do anything. Thank you Brian and Chris for the ride offers though.

 

Very sorry to hear that man, let me know if you need anything.

 

I'm sorry Nyt-Owl. We're here if you need us.

 

I'm sorry too N-O. If you feel you need a beer to feel better, let us know. I think I owe you a few anyway.

 

This morning when I left for work, I noticed that my passenger clear corner wasn't in properly. The side with the clip that hides behind the bumper was out and the clip was in front of the bumper. I have no idea how it got that way. I also noticed that the wires for the bulb weren't behind the zip tie. The tie was still there and in tact, but the wires were outside of the loop. I managed to get the clear corner back in but had to do a make-shift holder for the wires until after work. Very odd...... It makes me wonder if someone was trying to take my clear corner, undid the clasp in the wire (because it looked damaged), took out the front clip of the corner, but then realized they had to have a wrench to undo the side near the wheelwell and they didn't have one...... Hmmm......

 

No telling... I know my corners don't work. One of the bulbs is out and Martin didn't put the other one in. It then fell on my tire (since I have no fender wells) and more out before I noticed. That of course caused me to blow a fuse.......

Anyway, on another note, after visiting my lovely local dealership I discovered my brakes are shot. Of course they wanted around $200. I finally found some that will be in tomorrow for $35. I was told if they aren't better than the factory brakes to bring them back.

 

Sounds like someone was tring to jack you stuff girl!

 

Do I need to show them my cool numchuck skills?

 

LOL...I would like to see that!

 

Maybe I'll put on a show at the next get-together.