I know this is an old thread, I just wanted to say something. Whoever wrote this needs a life, and I disagree with everything except for the neon.

 

Use of the word DB too much. Not that funny really.

 

You only find it not funny cuz its got teh ub3r evo zomgz


or maybe you find it not funny because you are the king of all DBs .







JK

 

I like pie.

 

The SRT4 was rather accurate actually... was on the highway less than a week ago when I hear a blowoff valve next to me (not sure if it was stock, was damn loud though). So I look over and immediately the guy steps on it and pulls off. I kept my speed and he slows down to get even with me again. I look over, drop into 3rd, he smiles and steps on it again, while I shifted back into 6th and went the same speed I was before. When he got back even with me he was laughing while his gf (or whoever the girl in the car was) shrugs her shoulders at me with a "dont ask me" look. This was all in rush hour btw... So while reading that, I checked off pretty much all the points mentioned.

 

after about the first 3-4 they all sound the same. "Look at the douchebag, he has a small *****, he wants to race, and his car is slow."

 

I disagree. Douchebag is one of the finest words in the English language, and I enjoyed this piece. Civics should have been much much higher on the list though.