I had a laugh when I saw the Pontiac Aztek referred to as the *** Crack on this board. Reminded me of all the classics like Ford (Found On Road Dead) and Fiat (Fix It Again Tomorrow.)

Some more recent ones I've heard are the Honda del Sol (the del Slo) and the Lincoln Navigator (the Never Get There.)

Any others?

 

I've seen ford as "Fix or Repair Daily"

 

I've seen Ford as F****d on race day.
Mopar as my old pig ain't running
GMC as gotta mechanic coming
My personal fav is Saab : Some A$$holes Automotive Blunder
:D

 

BMW... Break My Winows.

 

I once read in a Car and Driver magazine there was a car industry review where everybody shows there new concept cars and a well noted car designer (for Ford I think and his name I cant remember) took a look at the Aztek and was quoted for saying it made him think of an angry kitchen appliance...

Not a name, but a funny comment anyway.

 

I've heard what Pontiac stands for but it may not be appropriate for an internet forum.

Mustang = Rustang
Camaro = Slomaro
Honda = Honduh

 

So have I, but I also decided it best to avoid being banned. :D

 

For the benefit of those that don't know, I'll clean it up.
Pontiac = Poor old newbie thought it was a caddilac(spelling?)

 

Ah, I get the drift.

I've also heard that Jag stands for Just At Garage.

 

I'm not sure if this will fit in here or not, but... back in the early 80's when Honda first introduced the Prelude, I had thought it might be kind of cool to take a Prelude body and weld it onto an Audi Quattro frame/driveline.
Then call it a Qua-lude...

 

i personally like...

focus = slowcus

 

I like ....

Explorer = Exploder

- Irish

 

Mitsubishi-Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Improvements Sometimes Halfway Incomplete.

Saab-Sorry *** AutomoBile

BMW-Break My Wallet

 

Excursion = Excretion
IROC = Italian retard out cruising

 

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FORD - Found On Road Dead

And from David Letterman's Top 10 Worst Car Names:
1 - Yugo Screw-Yourself

 

PONTIAC = poor old (blank) thinks it's a cadillac
BMW = black man's wish
IROC = it runs on calong
Volkswagen (vw) = Vont Work
Honda = hold on not done accelerating

 

Chevy Nova

I wonder why this didn't work in South American countries(Must know Spanish)...

 

IROC-It's Really Only a Camaro

 

Hummer? *snicker*

 

urban myth, the nova actually was a success in south america.

 

Mustang =

Rustang
Disgustang
Must-stank

 

The Ford Contour and Mystique: The Detour and the Mistake.

 

I'm always pointing out the Honda Excrement to friends.
Kinda like the previously mentioned Excursion=Excretion

 

Celica: Silly car, or sell that car.

 

For those that don't, "no va" means "it doesn't go". Oops.