Humorous names for cars
I had a laugh when I saw the Pontiac Aztek referred to as the Ass Crack on this board. Reminded me of all the classics like Ford (Found On Road Dead) and Fiat (Fix It Again Tomorrow.)
Some more recent ones I've heard are the Honda del Sol (the del Slo) and the Lincoln Navigator (the Never Get There.) Any others? |
I've seen ford as "Fix or Repair Daily"
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I've seen Ford as F****d on race day.
Mopar as my old pig ain't running GMC as gotta mechanic coming My personal fav is Saab : Some A$$holes Automotive Blunder :D |
BMW... Break My Winows. :)
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Originally Posted by No More Oldsmobiles
I had a laugh when I saw the Pontiac Aztek referred to as the Ass Crack on this board. Reminded me of all the classics like Ford (Found On Road Dead) and Fiat (Fix It Again Tomorrow.)
Some more recent ones I've heard are the Honda del Sol (the del Slo) and the Lincoln Navigator (the Never Get There.) Any others? I once read in a Car and Driver magazine there was a car industry review where everybody shows there new concept cars and a well noted car designer (for Ford I think and his name I cant remember) took a look at the Aztek and was quoted for saying it made him think of an angry kitchen appliance... Not a name, but a funny comment anyway. |
I've heard what Pontiac stands for but it may not be appropriate for an internet forum.
Mustang = Rustang Camaro = Slomaro Honda = Honduh |
Originally Posted by Steiner
I've heard what Pontiac stands for but it may not be appropriate for an internet forum.
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Originally Posted by doccable
So have I, but I also decided it best to avoid being banned. :D
Pontiac = Poor old newbie thought it was a caddilac(spelling?) |
Ah, I get the drift.
I've also heard that Jag stands for Just At Garage. |
I'm not sure if this will fit in here or not, but... back in the early 80's when Honda first introduced the Prelude, I had thought it might be kind of cool to take a Prelude body and weld it onto an Audi Quattro frame/driveline.
Then call it a Qua-lude... :rolleyes: |
i personally like...
focus = slowcus |
I like ....
Explorer = Exploder - Irish |
Mitsubishi-Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Improvements Sometimes Halfway Incomplete.
Saab-Sorry Ass AutomoBile BMW-Break My Wallet |
Excursion = Excretion
IROC = Italian retard out cruising |
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FORD - Found On Road Dead And from David Letterman's Top 10 Worst Car Names: 1 - Yugo Screw-Yourself |
PONTIAC = poor old (blank) thinks it's a cadillac
BMW = black man's wish IROC = it runs on calong Volkswagen (vw) = Vont Work Honda = hold on not done accelerating |
Chevy Nova
I wonder why this didn't work in South American countries(Must know Spanish)... |
IROC-It's Really Only a Camaro
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Hummer? *snicker*
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Originally Posted by czr
Chevy Nova
I wonder why this didn't work in South American countries(Must know Spanish)... |
Mustang =
Rustang Disgustang Must-stank |
The Ford Contour and Mystique: The Detour and the Mistake.
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I'm always pointing out the Honda Excrement to friends.
Kinda like the previously mentioned Excursion=Excretion |
Celica: Silly car, or sell that car.
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Originally Posted by czr
Chevy Nova
I wonder why this didn't work in South American countries(Must know Spanish)... |
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