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04-18-2006, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Shamblerock
Brother Mic, the Bruins are watching the playoffs from the sidelines. They are even worse than the Leafs, if that's possible. Remember leaf fans, it wasn't quinn's fault, it wasn't Sundin's fault. Bring them both back next year and watch the playoffs from the sidelines YET AGAIN>>>>> Oh and don't forget to pay triple for the tickets next year....... SUCKERS!!!!!!!
make sure you bring those two goal scorers back...Tucker and Domi
anyway..I'm off to get ready for the play-offs
04-20-2006, 08:44 PM
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I'm with Shambles on this...
Canadiens!!!
After they take care of Carolina like they did the Bruins last time in the playoffs...watch out!!
Ok I meant IF they take care of Carolina. lol!
Canadiens!!!
After they take care of Carolina like they did the Bruins last time in the playoffs...watch out!!
Ok I meant IF they take care of Carolina. lol!
04-20-2006, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Hellbreed
I'm with Shambles on this...
Canadiens!!!
After they take care of Carolina like they did the Bruins last time in the playoffs...watch out!!
Ok I meant IF they take care of Carolina. lol!
Canadiens!!!
After they take care of Carolina like they did the Bruins last time in the playoffs...watch out!!
Ok I meant IF they take care of Carolina. lol!
04-21-2006, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rotten42
RIGHT...Just like they did all season against them.....what have you been smokin'?
1) the regular season means dick. The playoffs is a whole different ball game and many Goliath's have fallen to David's stone.
2) There are hockey Gods and they so happen to live in Montreal
3) You should know to never, ever, ever count the Habs out
4) Gainey will have these guy playing a system that will give carolina a very tough time. The more consecutive games he has to work with, the better chance he has of outsmarting the other coach, repeatedly
5) Saku he hasn't forgot how they lost a series to carolina because of f--king Theodore's extremely shabby goaltending. He vowed he''ll stick to Brindamour like duct tape
6) 4 out of 5 hockey experts in the financial post TODAY stated Montreal in 6-7 games
7) Poll taken shows that our "Cristal Ball" Huet was identified as one of only 5 players that could singlehandedly steal a series. (best goal against average in the league since Jan/06)
Yes Calgary has a great team, a 2 man team unfortunately. Just prey we don't meet you in the final!!!!! I know we'll be there in all the red white and blue that best represents the most winning hockey franchise (a nd sports franchise until a few years a go) in history.
GO HABS GO
04-22-2006, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Shamblerock
Rotten, did you just pick up on Hockey this season? If you know hockey, you would know the following:
1) the regular season means dick. The playoffs is a whole different ball game and many Goliath's have fallen to David's stone.
2) There are hockey Gods and they so happen to live in Montreal
3) You should know to never, ever, ever count the Habs out
4) Gainey will have these guy playing a system that will give carolina a very tough time. The more consecutive games he has to work with, the better chance he has of outsmarting the other coach, repeatedly
5) Saku he hasn't forgot how they lost a series to carolina because of f--king Theodore's extremely shabby goaltending. He vowed he''ll stick to Brindamour like duct tape
6) 4 out of 5 hockey experts in the financial post TODAY stated Montreal in 6-7 games
7) Poll taken shows that our "Cristal Ball" Huet was identified as one of only 5 players that could singlehandedly steal a series. (best goal against average in the league since Jan/06)
Yes Calgary has a great team, a 2 man team unfortunately. Just prey we don't meet you in the final!!!!! I know we'll be there in all the red white and blue that best represents the most winning hockey franchise (a nd sports franchise until a few years a go) in history.
GO HABS GO
1) the regular season means dick. The playoffs is a whole different ball game and many Goliath's have fallen to David's stone.
2) There are hockey Gods and they so happen to live in Montreal
3) You should know to never, ever, ever count the Habs out
4) Gainey will have these guy playing a system that will give carolina a very tough time. The more consecutive games he has to work with, the better chance he has of outsmarting the other coach, repeatedly
5) Saku he hasn't forgot how they lost a series to carolina because of f--king Theodore's extremely shabby goaltending. He vowed he''ll stick to Brindamour like duct tape
6) 4 out of 5 hockey experts in the financial post TODAY stated Montreal in 6-7 games
7) Poll taken shows that our "Cristal Ball" Huet was identified as one of only 5 players that could singlehandedly steal a series. (best goal against average in the league since Jan/06)
Yes Calgary has a great team, a 2 man team unfortunately. Just prey we don't meet you in the final!!!!! I know we'll be there in all the red white and blue that best represents the most winning hockey franchise (a nd sports franchise until a few years a go) in history.
GO HABS GO
Apparently they are putting some serious drugs in the water in Mississauga
04-22-2006, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rotten42
Apparently they are putting some serious drugs in the water in Mississauga
Rotten, at the very least, give me credit if it pans out as I say. If not, I will voluntarily climb up the cross on my own free will so you can crucify me, big time!
04-22-2006, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Genesis
I can sum it up....the Habs suck, the Senators suck, the Bruins suck, the Flames suck, the Canucks suck, the Leafs rule.... 
I see you haven't lost your Ontario roots!
I know you've been a way for some year, but as a refresher, THE LEAFS HAVEN'T WON THE CUP IN 40 YEARS!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go.
04-22-2006, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Shamblerock
The water is fine in Mississauga. When do you ever come out east through Toronto? I want to be the first one to buy you a beer, whether Montreal or Calgary win or lose.
Rotten, at the very least, give me credit if it pans out as I say. If not, I will voluntarily climb up the cross on my own free will so you can crucify me, big time!
Rotten, at the very least, give me credit if it pans out as I say. If not, I will voluntarily climb up the cross on my own free will so you can crucify me, big time!
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against the habs...and I'd like to se that proud team history restored...I just don;t se it happening.
I have nothiong scheduled right now for Topronto. I heading next month to New York and Jew Jersey. I'm going to meet up with some of the guys for a RX7 meet.
04-22-2006, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shamblerock
I see you haven't lost your Ontario roots!
I know you've been a way for some year, but as a refresher, THE LEAFS HAVEN'T WON THE CUP IN 40 YEARS!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go.
I know you've been a way for some year, but as a refresher, THE LEAFS HAVEN'T WON THE CUP IN 40 YEARS!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go.
I miss hockey night in canada ...wish there was some way I could get downloads of Leafs and Habs games
04-24-2006, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rotten42
Well Shamblerock, so far you are looking like a genius.
Habs2 Canes 0
Habs2 Canes 0
If they don';t get organized and play level headed, were heading to the showers sooner than later.
This is not a terribly hungry Habs squad, I'm afrais to say. The fire isn't iin their eyes or their bellies, except for Kovalev. Unfortunately, he's not enogh. A hungrier team can easily send them golfing.
Lets see what happens.
Good luck tomorrow.
04-28-2006, 11:31 AM
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A Toronto Maple Leaf fan, a Montreal Canadiens fan and a Boston Bruin fan
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a
sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
>>>>
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the alcohol, they
were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of
very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence
down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national
holiday
the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided
they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you
one wish before your whipping." The Boston Bruin fan was first in line (he
had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said:
"Please tie a
pillow to my back. " This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip went through. The Boston Bruin fan had to be carried away
bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Montreal
Canadiens fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after
watching the scene, said: "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.
" But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Hab fan crying. The Toronto Maple Leafs fan was
the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say
anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You support the greatest team
in the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal hockey fans in
the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank You, your most Royal
highness", the Toronto fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my
first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and
powerful man, you are
also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If
100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is
it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Montreal fan to my back."
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a
sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
>>>>
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the alcohol, they
were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of
very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence
down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national
holiday
the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided
they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you
one wish before your whipping." The Boston Bruin fan was first in line (he
had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said:
"Please tie a
pillow to my back. " This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip went through. The Boston Bruin fan had to be carried away
bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Montreal
Canadiens fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after
watching the scene, said: "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.
" But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Hab fan crying. The Toronto Maple Leafs fan was
the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say
anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You support the greatest team
in the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal hockey fans in
the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank You, your most Royal
highness", the Toronto fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my
first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and
powerful man, you are
also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If
100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is
it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Montreal fan to my back."
04-30-2006, 09:10 PM
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Rotten, I was howling at your joke. Excellent.
Oh by the way, come over to my place on Tuesday night for dinner. Carolina will finish bar-b-queing the habs by then.!
They are one inconsisentent group without any real desire. Carolina wants it much more badly and deserves it. Had we had Theodore still, it could of gone into doublke digits in the last three games.
Out with the Habs (unless they play like they want it). They are not deserving of advancement, the f--king lazy bastards.
Useless List - BUMS TO BLAME
- Ribeiro
Zednick
- Sourray
Oh by the way, come over to my place on Tuesday night for dinner. Carolina will finish bar-b-queing the habs by then.!
They are one inconsisentent group without any real desire. Carolina wants it much more badly and deserves it. Had we had Theodore still, it could of gone into doublke digits in the last three games.
Out with the Habs (unless they play like they want it). They are not deserving of advancement, the f--king lazy bastards.
Useless List - BUMS TO BLAME
- Ribeiro
Zednick
- Sourray
05-01-2006, 10:33 AM
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For You Leaf Fans
ENJOY!!
Subject: Toronto Maple Leafs
What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has Players.
Guy buys big-screen TV and invites buddy over to watch hockey game.
Leafs score first goal and guy's dog barks, jumps up and down and wags its tail for five minutes.
Buddy asks what that's all about.
Guy says he always does that when the Leafs score a goal.
"Wow that's amazing! What does the dog do when Leafs win a game?"
"Oh, I don't know. I've only had him for two years."
Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
That's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto.
Leaf officials announced that the club would wear brown uniforms next year.
Apparently Leafs do change colours when they fall.
Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the Cups. (not my favourite joke)
What do you call $37 million worth of mannequins?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one too.
How many Leaf fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb and five to tell everyone how good the last one used to be.
Do you know how many Leafs players it takes to win the Stanley Cup?
...No?...Me neither.
A Canadian peacekeeper is on patrol in the Middle East when he stumbles across a lantern half buried in the sand.
He picks itup, rubs it and out comes a genie.
The genie tells the peacekeeper he can grant him one wish -anything he wants.
The peacekeeper pulls out a map of the region and says he wants nothing more than peace throughout the region - no more fighting.
"Wow," says the genie, "that's a tough one. Do you want anything else?"
The peacekeeper thinks a moment and asks, "How about my Leafs winning the Stanley Cup?", to which the genie replies, "Let me see that map again."
And my personal favorite:
Pat Quinn took $100 million worth of hockey players to Torino and in just two weeks he turned them into the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Subject: Toronto Maple Leafs
What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has Players.
Guy buys big-screen TV and invites buddy over to watch hockey game.
Leafs score first goal and guy's dog barks, jumps up and down and wags its tail for five minutes.
Buddy asks what that's all about.
Guy says he always does that when the Leafs score a goal.
"Wow that's amazing! What does the dog do when Leafs win a game?"
"Oh, I don't know. I've only had him for two years."
Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
That's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto.
Leaf officials announced that the club would wear brown uniforms next year.
Apparently Leafs do change colours when they fall.
Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the Cups. (not my favourite joke)
What do you call $37 million worth of mannequins?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one too.
How many Leaf fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb and five to tell everyone how good the last one used to be.
Do you know how many Leafs players it takes to win the Stanley Cup?
...No?...Me neither.
A Canadian peacekeeper is on patrol in the Middle East when he stumbles across a lantern half buried in the sand.
He picks itup, rubs it and out comes a genie.
The genie tells the peacekeeper he can grant him one wish -anything he wants.
The peacekeeper pulls out a map of the region and says he wants nothing more than peace throughout the region - no more fighting.
"Wow," says the genie, "that's a tough one. Do you want anything else?"
The peacekeeper thinks a moment and asks, "How about my Leafs winning the Stanley Cup?", to which the genie replies, "Let me see that map again."
And my personal favorite:
Pat Quinn took $100 million worth of hockey players to Torino and in just two weeks he turned them into the Toronto Maple Leafs.
05-02-2006, 08:51 PM
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Sha Na Na Na
Sha Na Na Na
Hey
Hey
Good Bye!!!
I know about hockey as much as my 5 year old daughter.
Rotten you called it. Now we hope Calgary wins their game to beef up our Canadian representation in the playoffs of the most entertaining and demanding sport on the globe.
Good Luck to y'all.
Sha Na Na Na
Hey
Hey
Good Bye!!!
I know about hockey as much as my 5 year old daughter.
Rotten you called it. Now we hope Calgary wins their game to beef up our Canadian representation in the playoffs of the most entertaining and demanding sport on the globe.
Good Luck to y'all.
05-04-2006, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by DARKMAZ8
ahahahah You both better get out those golf clubs....lol
at least rotten can cheer for the oilers and we still got the senators....lol Yay!!!
at least rotten can cheer for the oilers and we still got the senators....lol Yay!!!
I will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER
ever cheer for the Oilers or any other perogy smelling team from the a__hole of Alberta....Edmonton. Go Sharks!!!
I am however looking forward to the Ottawa - BUffalo series. It should be a good one.
You could tell by game two that it wasn't there for the Flames. You need people that can score goals. You can't just rely on having the best goalie.
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Originally Posted by Mic Jagger
Sham ... that's why I love you .... Danny Galavan ... and your Habitant Pea Soup will always be number 1 ...
Hi there - noticed your quote - have a friend from Canada (Irwin!) who was saying that there was a good hockey commentator called Danny Galavan, and would like to find out more about him. I'm from Ireland and my name is Dan Galavan, he may be a relation, and if not, its still a cool name ;-)
02-10-2007, 10:23 PM
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