What, leave home??

 

In that case I had better raise my voice a little then,

"GET AN MX5 AND MOD... MOD... MOD"

Just kidding, we don't want you sleeping on the sofa!

 

Aww, why not? Adopt-A-Dave today!

 

Then you should hear my test drive story when I was buying my mx5. I was told to take it for 24 hours and drive it exactly as I would if it was mine. Take it to work etc.

Well I took it to a track day at Sandown This was when they were brand new and no one had really had a chance to drive one as yet.

Well I took it out for some laps, then the days organiser Luke Oniell took it out for some more laps. Then deciding I wanted some second opinions the days instructors took it out for some not so gentle test laps. The first was Allan Simonson, then Jamie Whincup, then Matt Coleman and finally Dean Canto.

Come lunchtime I get a call on my mobile telling me they need the car back asap as they had someone there looking at buying this very car and they wanted to test drive before signing. Well I left the track and carefully drove the 20km to the dealer. I pulled into the lot with the brake pedal going all the way to the floor, overcooked tyres and bright blue brake rotors.

Mazda was like and all I said was "They go well... Where do I sign"

 

But I hear homeless lawyers are very expensive to keep and are a real trouble to house train! Put them in the litter box and they require it in writting, in triplicate before they'll pass anything

 

You're all sooo funnneee!!!