Guys i need some good hi teck- innovative IT / and standard type marketing ideas for my new bussiness venture .

I know that there is plenty of brain matter on this forum , so come on and get creative .

www.vietnamdentaltours.com


Cheers
Michael

 

How about "Book with us or we'll smash your teeth in!"

 

"I love the smell of dentures in the morning"

 

See Vietnam with a tour you can really sink your teeth into.

 

 

Take a bite out of Vietnam.

 

Or "Vietnam - for when you've bitten off more than you can chew..."

 

Vietnam Dental Tours helps you put your money where your mouth is....

 

Book in for the best Viet treatment in your life

 

...the first thing people notice about you is your teeth. Good teeth are a great investment, the more you have, the better you will feel!

 

Vietnam - we wupped your a*se now were comin after your teeth ....

 

Me love you long time. With your pearly whites done in Vietnam, theres plenty of spare cash left to love you longer.


Sorry, couldn't help myself..........

 

You guys are funny , but i am glad none of you are in Marketing for a living .lol lol

 

"Cop a root canal with us and for the month of September get a FREE happy ending!"

 

You get what you pay for Michael.

 

When you have a bad enough teeth, you will get rooted TWICE!~

 

"We won't just clean out your wallet - we'll take your fillings too!"

 

"If you can guess the sex of our dental nurses your visit is free!"

Ok, I'll stop now...

 

Feeling or filling lol

 

Vietnam - Where we can fix your teeth for cheap while you watch some ladies shoot ping pong ***** out of their nether regions and then eat Pho afterwards

 

OK, serious one (after 2 minutes of thought).............

Its the one place where Eastern pricing gets Western results

Do I pass.............???

REgards

 

or.......




....and chance of getting me in this one?

 

Trevor

Your investigative powers seize to amaze me , we should get you to come to the Goldcoast and head ...................our non existing drug unit .

Most likely heading back to Vietnam in November and i will put all of your marketing ideas in place

Cheers
Michael

 

Don't you wish you'd just never asked Michael .....
What else did you expect from this bunch of clowns.

 

After 5 long years on this forum you either become tick skinned or you leave .

Anyway it got people posting again this forum has been dull of late, and as a bonus i found one more potential client for my venture .


Cheers
Michael