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[rapidus octus]
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From: Sydney, Australia
Originally posted by Dez
Kev,
you driving tonight 4 a DND ?
<-- loved pyramid's as a kid, used to read every bit of crud I could find, then along came the internet * grin *
Kev,
you driving tonight 4 a DND ?
<-- loved pyramid's as a kid, used to read every bit of crud I could find, then along came the internet * grin *
not tonight I'm building one of those bloody pyramids this evening - you've got this all to look forward to ... My wife is busy trying to make a Cleopatra outfit!
[rapidus octus]
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From: Sydney, Australia
Originally posted by pricer01
Kev
When will the pics of your project be posted .. and we are only interested in Cleopatra and her asp (yes I said ASP !!!!)
R
Kev
When will the pics of your project be posted .. and we are only interested in Cleopatra and her asp (yes I said ASP !!!!)
R
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From: Brisvegas, Aust
Originally posted by pricer01
Kev
When will the pics of your project be posted .. and we are only interested in Cleopatra and her asp (yes I said ASP !!!!)
R
Kev
When will the pics of your project be posted .. and we are only interested in Cleopatra and her asp (yes I said ASP !!!!)
R
*waits for sirens*
Looks like our first arrest in the lounge.......
Just a quicky. ;)
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often
helped men last longer during the act. The man decided,
"What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day
thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his
office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home
from work, he pulled his 4X4 over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
vehicle.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started
to! **********. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pants
leg.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
his eyes shut and replied "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you
doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too,
because your 4x4 rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Courtesy "SSAndy" from ls1.com.au
helped men last longer during the act. The man decided,
"What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day
thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his
office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home
from work, he pulled his 4X4 over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
vehicle.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started
to! **********. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pants
leg.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
his eyes shut and replied "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you
doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too,
because your 4x4 rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Courtesy "SSAndy" from ls1.com.au
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From: Gold Coast Australia
sailing .
Four married guys went sailing. After an hour, the following
>> conversation took place:
>> >
>> > First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
>> come out sailing this weekend.
>> > I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house
>> next weekend."
>> >
>> > Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll
>> build her a new deck for the pool."
>> >
>> > Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
>> that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
>> >
>> > They continued to sail along, until they realized the fourth
>> guy had not said a word.
>> >
>> > So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you
>> had to do to be able to come sailing this weekend.
>> > What's the deal?"
>> >
>> > "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
>> the clock, gave the wife a nudge
>> > and said, "Sailing, or Sex?"
and she said, "Wear a jumper ."
>> conversation took place:
>> >
>> > First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
>> come out sailing this weekend.
>> > I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house
>> next weekend."
>> >
>> > Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll
>> build her a new deck for the pool."
>> >
>> > Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
>> that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
>> >
>> > They continued to sail along, until they realized the fourth
>> guy had not said a word.
>> >
>> > So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you
>> had to do to be able to come sailing this weekend.
>> > What's the deal?"
>> >
>> > "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
>> the clock, gave the wife a nudge
>> > and said, "Sailing, or Sex?"
and she said, "Wear a jumper ."
Thread Starter
abcdefghwakeupneostuvwxyz
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From: Mosman, Sydney, Australia
Guys,
I'm taking the leap - A national RX8 owners club.
Pls post thoughts, ideas, support, etc at:
https://www.rx8club.com/australia-new-zealand-forum-37/formation-national-rx8-club-15938/
++dez;
I'm taking the leap - A national RX8 owners club.
Pls post thoughts, ideas, support, etc at:
https://www.rx8club.com/australia-new-zealand-forum-37/formation-national-rx8-club-15938/
++dez;
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From: Gold Coast Australia
Originally posted by Dez
Guys,
I'm taking the leap - A national RX8 owners club.
Pls post thoughts, ideas, support, etc at:
https://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?threadid=15938
++dez;
Guys,
I'm taking the leap - A national RX8 owners club.
Pls post thoughts, ideas, support, etc at:
https://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?threadid=15938
++dez;
You will be a clever monkey if you can get the national rx8 club going good luck
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From: Adelaide, Australia
What is going on in this thread?
I am waxing a bit loquacious tonight, but that is due to the
combined effects of :
2 x Absolute Vanilla
2 x longnecks of Coopers Sparkling ale
But I am still managing to avoid all the bollocks going on here.
Leading me to believe one of the following :
(a) too drunk
(b) too sober
(c) need more alcohol to determine the fundamental correctness of either (a) or (b)
I am waxing a bit loquacious tonight, but that is due to the
combined effects of :
2 x Absolute Vanilla
2 x longnecks of Coopers Sparkling ale
But I am still managing to avoid all the bollocks going on here.
Leading me to believe one of the following :
(a) too drunk
(b) too sober
(c) need more alcohol to determine the fundamental correctness of either (a) or (b)
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From: Brisbane, Australia
For those of you who were really interested in Helmholtz resonance... look what I found:
http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showt...ight=resonance
http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showt...ight=resonance
Thread Starter
abcdefghwakeupneostuvwxyz
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From: Mosman, Sydney, Australia
dbb: here's how it should run for you..
ab=c or c=a+b^2 or if your wife is involved e=sc^reAm
the sum input required by C to offset B where A is true is the combined sub of AB * grin *
sco: I'm having a little trouble working out how exactly I'm going to atain 100% HHR in the RX8 with the drivers seat being the point of equilibrium where general bass broadband absorption levels might exceed normal broadband bass trapping you would see in a normal car cabin under low preassure at average crusing speeds sans air con [ excluses most aussie drivers ] - note - acoustic interference, as experienced in the trusty old RX8 when it's "singing" at 7k to 8k RPM, which causes severe peaks and dips in the low frequency range as well as low frequency reverb are going to cause you additional problems that require the some sort of mid to high end harmonic acoustic and interference absorption of any comercial solution! you solve that issue and you're driving a frigging volvo!
I gota say that I've sure bloody glad I'm not a "senior member" of a forum discussing "Helmholtz resonators and frequency heterogeneity" - no matter how bloody interesting it might be.
no, all that babble and I'm not drunk - impressive isn't it ( not ).
++Dez;
ab=c or c=a+b^2 or if your wife is involved e=sc^reAm
the sum input required by C to offset B where A is true is the combined sub of AB * grin *
sco: I'm having a little trouble working out how exactly I'm going to atain 100% HHR in the RX8 with the drivers seat being the point of equilibrium where general bass broadband absorption levels might exceed normal broadband bass trapping you would see in a normal car cabin under low preassure at average crusing speeds sans air con [ excluses most aussie drivers ] - note - acoustic interference, as experienced in the trusty old RX8 when it's "singing" at 7k to 8k RPM, which causes severe peaks and dips in the low frequency range as well as low frequency reverb are going to cause you additional problems that require the some sort of mid to high end harmonic acoustic and interference absorption of any comercial solution! you solve that issue and you're driving a frigging volvo!
I gota say that I've sure bloody glad I'm not a "senior member" of a forum discussing "Helmholtz resonators and frequency heterogeneity" - no matter how bloody interesting it might be.
no, all that babble and I'm not drunk - impressive isn't it ( not ).
++Dez;
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From: Mundaring, West Australia
To change the subject completely....
I was sent this recently:
The Brain is a marvellous work of creation!
Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through without really thinking about it.
Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.
Looks a lot like the average post on any internet games forum.
I was sent this recently:
The Brain is a marvellous work of creation!
Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through without really thinking about it.
Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.
Looks a lot like the average post on any internet games forum.
rock-->o<--hard place
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From: Canberra, AUSTRALIA
Originally posted by BVD
To change the subject completely....
I was sent this recently:
The Brain is a marvellous work of creation!
Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through without really thinking about it.
Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.
Looks a lot like the average post on any internet games forum.
To change the subject completely....
I was sent this recently:
The Brain is a marvellous work of creation!
Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through without really thinking about it.
Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.
Looks a lot like the average post on any internet games forum.
However, how come I could read & understand that so easily, but have difficulties with some of L&L's posts? :D
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From: Gold Coast Australia
Originally posted by timbo
I love that! :p
However, how come I could read & understand that so easily, but have difficulties with some of L&L's posts? :D
I love that! :p
However, how come I could read & understand that so easily, but have difficulties with some of L&L's posts? :D
I promised hymee that i would be nice to everyone today , so I love you dearly. ha ha ha .
SEE hymee i did try .
Last edited by Hymee; Dec 11, 2003 at 04:34 PM.
rock-->o<--hard place
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From: Canberra, AUSTRALIA
L&L, I :D. I shouldn't have taken a cheap shot , today of all days. So I have arranged a present for you from Japan, courtesy of yazaka. Er, performance parts, you might say (may need takahashi to translate to achieve most effective use!)
Jap Performance tuner
Happy birthday, mate -- hope you enjoy
:D
Sorry Hymee - will probably be banned from forum -- but don't you love Japanese ingenuity :p
Jap Performance tuner
Happy birthday, mate -- hope you enjoy
:D
Sorry Hymee - will probably be banned from forum -- but don't you love Japanese ingenuity :p
Street Racing / Road Kills
Guys,
I have just deleted the thread "Road Kills". Sorry to take the joy out of your forum experience, but in a public forum like this, it was poor judgement to post the info in my opinion.
We have a responsibility as drivers. OK - I'm no angel, but there is a line somewhere, and it got crossed.
The correct place to see if you can out drag a Commodore is at the Drag Strip, and they have regular public sessions in each state AFAIK. And (sorry to say) you won't beat many LS1 Commodores down the 1/4. Yes - you will beat them to 80km or so, and get a better 60' time, but that is about it. And BTW - the message with "A Series II SS" didn't mean much, it could have been a 5.0L VSII, or a 5.7L LS1 VTII or later.
Also, get out on the circuit if you really wan't to see how well you can drive. Driving on the track at 8 or 9 tenths requires much more skill/concentration that driving "fast" on the street. There is actually absolutely no comparison.
Cheers,
Hymee.
PS - Some of you who posted some good reasons that post was about to get deleted - would you mind retyping your valued opinions here please
I have just deleted the thread "Road Kills". Sorry to take the joy out of your forum experience, but in a public forum like this, it was poor judgement to post the info in my opinion.
We have a responsibility as drivers. OK - I'm no angel, but there is a line somewhere, and it got crossed.
The correct place to see if you can out drag a Commodore is at the Drag Strip, and they have regular public sessions in each state AFAIK. And (sorry to say) you won't beat many LS1 Commodores down the 1/4. Yes - you will beat them to 80km or so, and get a better 60' time, but that is about it. And BTW - the message with "A Series II SS" didn't mean much, it could have been a 5.0L VSII, or a 5.7L LS1 VTII or later.
Also, get out on the circuit if you really wan't to see how well you can drive. Driving on the track at 8 or 9 tenths requires much more skill/concentration that driving "fast" on the street. There is actually absolutely no comparison.
Cheers,
Hymee.
PS - Some of you who posted some good reasons that post was about to get deleted - would you mind retyping your valued opinions here please
Last edited by Hymee; Dec 15, 2003 at 05:45 AM.
rock-->o<--hard place
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From: Canberra, AUSTRALIA
Correct decision, Hymee.
I will try to rewrite what I said when I have some time.
Kas, no offence mate, but a forum such as this cannot condone or encourage such driving. Do it on a track! And we really do want to hear about progress with the mods you are planning
Timbo
I will try to rewrite what I said when I have some time.
Kas, no offence mate, but a forum such as this cannot condone or encourage such driving. Do it on a track! And we really do want to hear about progress with the mods you are planning
Timbo
Kas,
I did forget to mention that deleting the your thread was not personal or anything, and we all hope that you continue to contribute to this forum with the same enthusiasm.
Cheers,
Hymee.
I did forget to mention that deleting the your thread was not personal or anything, and we all hope that you continue to contribute to this forum with the same enthusiasm.
Cheers,
Hymee.
