Well.....night out on the weekend and come back to my 8 at about 0100 and find some F@#$wit has egged it and a few other car around the parking lot.

Thought it wasn't that bad at first and washed it off when got home (bloody hard to get that **** off). When I looked the following morning in the sunlight there were still streaks of bloody egg on the drivers door which had been hit and a ring of scratched f@#kin paint. Man was I mad! Egg f@#ks up your paint and is a bitch to get off and just the thought of these jelous ****** laughing and "feeling tough" or "rebellious" infuriates me.

Told my friend yesterday and he said the same thing happened to his beamer 2 weeks ago at the same spot!

Thus, I am going egger hunting this weekend....... and should i see the little **** or ***** who are doing this in action, i will rip them a new *******, smear egg over their faces, follow them home and get their mummas and pappas to pay for the damage..

Any other suggestions for punishment ?????

 

Grab the little ****** and shove a soldering iron up their butts and connect it to POWER i suppose its a little drastic under the circumstances :D but its effective , a mate of mine in the SAS used it very effectively when interrogating the viet cong


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michael

 

Mate that really sucks!

I suggest you cart them down to the local cop shop and hope some old sergeant scares the crap out of them. Often Mums and Dads of little turds like that either couldn't be bothered or would prefer to believe that their little darlings would never do something so naughty.

Hope you catch them.

P.S. A friend of mine finally caught some spray can warriors a few years ago - stripped 'em and sprayed them with their own paint then left them to make their way home. Never saw any graffiti again!

 

In all honesty,

You guys ahave never thrown an egg at something or a someone.

Cause I'm telling you, I have and I'm sure most of you have too!

Try it and you'll see why they do it! :D

But someone doing it to, say, my RX8, that hurts.

I feel for you...

 

Well sure I pegged a few eggs as a youth on Yr 12 muck up day for instance but the targets were always human! :p :D

Don't see the enjoyment in egging stationary cars.

 

Egg's are lame,

Now a few prawns down the vents are much more effective and a bastard to remove.

 

what happens if you put a potato in the exhaust pipe?

I think coining a car would be waaaay worse than egging

but eggs damage paint!!!

I use water bombs and if i catch the little bastards Ill fill them up with ****!!!

 

what's worse is that someone cracked an egg on my exhaust -___- and threw it at my car

i cleaned off the egg on my car but i didnt notice the egg on my exhaust and my RB rev8 cooked it leaving it smell like **** for about 2 months

 

This was the topic of a segment in a Mythbusters episode... They tried all sorts of fruits and vegetables.. The myth was "busted" as nothing happens - the potato merely fires out of the exhaust pipe..

Miss 5 and I love this show - its on SBS Mondays at 7:30.. Last week was how to break out of jail using Salsa and DC current from an old radio.. :D :D