View Full Version : Close call Cobb Access Port


justjim
04-12-2010, 05:09 PM
I get my Cobb AP and upload the MazdaManiac Federal map and send off the logs and I'm anxiously awaiting my final map. So I get home late Friday night and find my back door open and the cat's out. I find the cat and go in and my house is kinda messed up (hard to tell with my house) and I blame the cat which is crazy anyway. The thought of burglary briefly crosses my mind but a quick check of the computer, tv, stereo, tivo, VCR, $200 of quarters in the closet, triathlon bike, scuba gear, a garage full of tools, and a couple of old hunting rifles suggest that everything is in order. I give angry stares to the cat which looks suspiciously guilty.

Then I saw the Cobb Access Port box on the floor. The cat has a fondness for electronics. The box is empty. The foam packing and Access Port are nowhere to be found. The cat looks guilty. I'm tired and go to bed. The cat sleeps elsewhere. The next morning I check outside and there in the bushes is the foam packing and 3 feet away the Cobb Access Port. Thank goodness it didn't rain. The cat gets no breakfast. That's when I see the missing drawer to my fathers antique vanity where I keep personal trinkets and jewelry and stuff. I also notice my 2 dental appliances are missing. The cat gets breakfast and a good backrub. The police get a phone call about a really weird burglar.

MazdaManiac
04-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Holy crap!
That is crazy! lol

What kind of burglar steals a retainer and leaves an AccessPORT?

Mr.We$t
04-12-2010, 05:51 PM
Wow that's crazy man I think ur cat saved the day on this one

where's one of those pix of a crazy lookin cat when u need one

9krpmrx8
04-12-2010, 05:51 PM
Weird. Sounds like he was interrupted. The cat needs a German Shepard companion.

ShellDude
04-12-2010, 06:41 PM
Maybe the cat chased him off...

nycgps
04-12-2010, 07:20 PM
lol !

wtf ?

u should give your cat breakfast everyday now.

heyarnold69
04-12-2010, 07:39 PM
cat v. cat burgler!

pdxhak
04-12-2010, 10:23 PM
Wow that's crazy man I think ur cat saved the day on this one

where's one of those pix of a crazy lookin cat when u need one

Maybe the cat chased him off...

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9865/thiscat.jpg

alnielsen
04-12-2010, 10:29 PM
Weird. Sounds like he was interrupted. The cat needs a German Shepard companion.
Why when he has an Attack Cat. If anything he needs a nice little dog that is scared and barks like hell when something is wrong.

justjim
04-13-2010, 11:06 AM
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9865/thiscat.jpg

I want this cat, if he wants to play with my Access Port I think I would let him, I would even get him his own:boink:

heyarnold69
04-13-2010, 11:37 AM
I want these cats!

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=154834&d=1271176613

Grungepup
04-13-2010, 11:42 AM
sounds like the cat saw what was going on.... knew what was important and went to hide it

YAY CAT!!!!!!!!!

Flashwing
04-13-2010, 07:00 PM
Holy crap!
That is crazy! lol

What kind of burglar steals a retainer and leaves an AccessPORT?

What kind of a burglar steals a beer (which he later abandoned) and leaves car keys and electronics?? :dunno:

Mr.We$t
04-13-2010, 07:18 PM
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9865/thiscat.jpg


hahahaha haha rotfl dead on!

MazdaManiac
04-14-2010, 12:20 AM
What kind of a burglar steals a beer (which he later abandoned) and leaves car keys and electronics?? :dunno:

Good point.